A construction worker came home just in time to find his
wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down
the stairs to the garage and put his 'male wotsit' in a vice. He
secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked
up a hacksaw.
The man, terrified, screamed, 'STOP! STOP! You're not going
to cut it off, are you???'
The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye,
'Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.'
2007-03-25 22:02:35 · 10 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooh nasty
2007-03-26 02:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha excellent!!
2007-03-25 22:10:02 · answer #2 · answered by Raha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that isn't a sign to keep it in your pants, I don't know what is...lol
2007-03-26 02:30:07 · answer #3 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-03-25 22:58:06 · answer #4 · answered by hobble36 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch from me too!
2007-03-25 22:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh..I like it.
2007-03-25 22:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by tanny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
2007-03-26 00:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that good
2007-03-25 23:37:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!!!!
2007-03-25 22:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....
2007-03-25 22:11:17 · answer #10 · answered by Popo B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋