An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA.
The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears to have located the problem.
He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate."
To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."
2007-03-25 21:54:37 · 9 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-26 03:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-26 06:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by Miranda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
(a Redneck joke)
Little 13 year old Bobby was settin on his front stoop w/his pappy,and asked:
Gee pa, that Peggy-Sue who lives across the road, and sits next to me in school sure is pretty, don't you thinkPa?
Pa: She sure is a cute thing son.
Bobby:Well I'm ganna marry her pa!
Pa: NOW hold on son! Is she still a virgin?
Bobby: Yup, I believe she is!!
Pa: Well son,... ya see, If she ain't good enough for her own family, What makes you so sure she'll be good for ours?
2007-03-26 05:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny...
2007-03-26 04:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny! :o)
2007-03-26 05:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....good one!!
2007-03-26 05:05:26 · answer #6 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny ... ... ...
2007-03-26 12:19:32 · answer #7 · answered by melark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-26 09:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...... thanks for a laugh.....
2007-03-26 10:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋