All categories - 8 March 2007

A cannibal and his son are wandering through the desert and have not eaten in days. They come upon an oasis and decide to camp in the bushes till someone comes. The next morning they awake to see a beautiful woman bathing in the waterfall. As the father watches the water cascade off her body, he is aware of his son at his side.

The boy says " I'm hungry dad, lets eat."

The father replies "This specimen is too good too eat."

The boy grumbles that they have not eaten for days and he is really hungry.

The father says he has a plan. The boy is overjoyed that he will soon eat, so he asks what the plan is...

The father says" We sneak up to the edge of the clearing, and when she comes out of the water, we kidnap her, take her home and Eat Your Mother.

2007-03-08 23:11:13 · 27 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I used to like a guy but now I dont know if I do and I keep dreaming about him!
Does this mean that I still do like him?

2007-03-08 23:11:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-03-08 23:11:02 · 11 answers · asked by Mr C 2 in Other - Computers

had 2 c sections with my previous babies and the doc has said if my scar tissue is thick enough i can have a go at normal delivery, ive to go for this internal scan in two weeks (will be 33 weks then) does it hurt and how much can you actually see of the baby.. thanx xx

2007-03-08 23:10:55 · 6 answers · asked by missnikid 4 in Pregnancy

I am told the only way to preserve the sphinx is to cover it with sand again which they plan to do in 2010, if this is correct then you need to see it soon or it may not be seen again in our lifetime. Is this correct?

2007-03-08 23:10:36 · 8 answers · asked by smwhutch 1 in Egypt

2007-03-08 23:10:36 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm going to the carribeans in one month, and I'm staying at the Smugglers Cove Resort in the Castries. What are the best activities for a family?

2007-03-08 23:10:32 · 2 answers · asked by Soccer Dude 3 in Other - Caribbean

was going to try somke lucozade but i see it contains a lot of caffein. any ideas?

2007-03-08 23:10:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2007-03-08 23:10:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

assume that it conforms to IEEE 802.1Q

2007-03-08 23:10:15 · 1 answers · asked by debpatrick23 1 in Computer Networking

2007-03-08 23:10:08 · 7 answers · asked by bennyrude 2 in Other - Health

Is there any way to make Bearded Dragon food?
How do you make the dry stuff you can buy?
Is there an easier way to get beardie food? No-one sells crickets here!

2007-03-08 23:10:06 · 8 answers · asked by Asmmdlw 2 in Reptiles

At long last, Newt admits he had an affair at the same time he was scourging Clinton over his affair with Lewinsky. He admits that the only reason he's coming clean now is that he's considering re-entering politics for a presidential bid.

And you conservatives are going to defend YET ANOTHER hypocrisy?! Have you NO SHAME?

2007-03-08 23:10:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Which of these 2 girls are beautiful? which are ugly?
Please check this website...... I check those from friendster... hehe....
Which is more beautiful.... Who is ugly from those two girls?

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=2...

or...

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=2...

Please ANSWER!!!!

Which is compatible to be a diva?

2007-03-08 23:09:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

then proceeded to call a girlfriend or wife and talk about personal matters, (which involved lots of profanity) while I sat in my car and waited. 15 minutes later he came back with a ticket. Can I use this irrational behavior as grounds for dismissal? Any Links for me would be great!

2007-03-08 23:09:31 · 10 answers · asked by HETT 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-03-08 23:09:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

http://www.utah.gov/business/running/government_running.html
These are a few things required in Utah your state will also have its requirement. The federal government has theirs too. Educate your self as to what a business has to do and you may begin to understand why they move to other countries when they get large and why small businesses fail.

2007-03-08 23:09:13 · 5 answers · asked by Tommy G. 5 in Politics

had split ends & my hair had become very dry &it is also non shiny.what is the problem &what should i do to get rid of it?

2007-03-08 23:09:09 · 8 answers · asked by megha s 1 in Hair

Announced today(9th March) the tv licence in Britain is to go up again by £4. I think it is an absolute rip off by the BBC.It takes the cost of buying one up to an unaccaptable ammount.What do you think?

2007-03-08 23:08:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-08 23:08:41 · 3 answers · asked by sandeep p 1 in Motorcycles

i had my tattoo done sunday, it was writing, on my lower back, and some scabs have come off, I DID NOT PICK IT. and i dont see colour underneth, im so pissed off.

2007-03-08 23:08:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

all disease and all hate. people say he is out there somewhere. a being who is the most powerful in the universe?

2007-03-08 23:08:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm a correctional educator and my students are expected to prepare a resume; just to be somewhat related to it before they go into society. Their major concern is, how to find a refference in their community that is willing to eco their skills and personality if they really do not know anybody but the people that got them in trouble to begin with? Could you please help me with some ideas for them? Serious answers only! PLEASE.

2007-03-08 23:08:25 · 5 answers · asked by Marie 2 in Teaching

You always here about bad websites, yet supermodels posing almost completely naked, oiled, lotioned, at their sexiest prime, boldly representing ads on tv.

I admit, it does make me angry sometimes, because there is no way to change the TV channel fast enough to avoid it all completely, & you can't be with a kid 100% of the time.

Shouldn't there be a law against models stripping on regular TV, baring all before the audience, whether adult or kids?

Are these models sick enough to be turned on by the thought kids may be watching?

Should they be allowed to continue to devalue & demoralize our innocent children's minds?

I have many friends, who, as kids, were exposed to this trash by way of TV & it got them hooked trying to download them on the web.

This is obviously damaging to our kids. Do we not care to stop them?

Models seemingly have no concern over being an example, but instead in being as racy as they can, for kids & adults alike?

This isn't right, is it?

Anyone else upset?

2007-03-08 23:08:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2007-03-08 23:08:23 · 4 answers · asked by vsunight 1 in Home Schooling

Is there any public transport from brisbane to longreach like bus or train (besides QANTAS) if so do you have any websites?

2007-03-08 23:08:22 · 5 answers · asked by tassiedude 1 in Brisbane

I dont have any gfs

2007-03-08 23:08:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

why do people assume that there has to be oxygen and water to support life on other planets? humans may need these things but maybe "other" life forms don't.

2007-03-08 23:08:12 · 13 answers · asked by numpty 1 in Biology