A cannibal and his son are wandering through the desert and have not eaten in days. They come upon an oasis and decide to camp in the bushes till someone comes. The next morning they awake to see a beautiful woman bathing in the waterfall. As the father watches the water cascade off her body, he is aware of his son at his side.
The boy says " I'm hungry dad, lets eat."
The father replies "This specimen is too good too eat."
The boy grumbles that they have not eaten for days and he is really hungry.
The father says he has a plan. The boy is overjoyed that he will soon eat, so he asks what the plan is...
The father says" We sneak up to the edge of the clearing, and when she comes out of the water, we kidnap her, take her home and Eat Your Mother.
2007-03-08 23:11:13 · 27 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant. One of the very few jokes that made me laugh out loud, well done!
2007-03-09 02:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by Stacey A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-03-08 23:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't expect it but I should have, not bad 7/10.
2007-03-09 05:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha very funny 10/10
2007-03-09 00:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Poor mom! Good one! 10/10!
2007-03-08 23:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, what a mean cannibal!! Hilarious!
2007-03-08 23:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny
2007-03-08 23:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle, nice clean one, good for the kids.
2007-03-08 23:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
part exchange is no robbery, lol 10 / 10
2007-03-08 23:20:36 · answer #9 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - a nice light hearted one, I liked that.
2007-03-08 23:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋