All categories - 17 January 2007

Priest: What is your sin child? Girl : I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-*****... Priest: Why? Girl : Father he touched me.... Priest: Like this???? (The priest then touches the girl...) Girl : Yes!!! Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-*****. Girl : Yes but then he stripped me naked... Priest: Like this??? (The priest then rips the girl's clothes off.) Girl : Yes!!! Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-*****. Girl : Yes but then he had sex with me... Priest: Like this??? (The priest then has wild sex with her.) Girl : Yes exactly like that!!! Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-*****. Girl : But father he had genitle herpees!!! Priest: That son-of-a-*****!!!!!

2007-01-17 07:41:24 · 10 answers · asked by Angel 4 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-17 07:41:23 · 10 answers · asked by pleasingboy2 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I would like to stay in an upscale, 5-star hotel for my birthday weekend that also includes Spa treatments.

The downside is that my birthday is Feb 16 - right after valentine's which means hotels fill up pretty quickly for guests.

Any one who can make a suggestion I would appreciate it.

Thanks,

Caroline

2007-01-17 07:41:23 · 4 answers · asked by carolinekwright 1 in Washington, D.C.

2007-01-17 07:41:17 · 7 answers · asked by dastrid.O. 1 in St. Louis

Do u have one?
How many?
Where?
of what?

dont have to answer all just one?

I have one Tattoo of my last name
I would never put someone elses name
that is just my thought
thanks all for your answers
last one for today.
c ya tomorrow

2007-01-17 07:41:17 · 20 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 07:41:15 · 12 answers · asked by Stacey 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I was accepted but i couldn't afford it this year and they were really pushing me to try and do it this year. so i wanted to find out more about the school.

2007-01-17 07:41:14 · 3 answers · asked by always_4gotten <3 1 in Special Education

The main platform of the democrats for a while has been Bush-bashing. Anything Bush says, they automatically disagree. That's all they talk about...Bush, Bush, Bush. Do they know that he isn't running in 2008? They are going to need something else to stand on if they want to win. But then again, many in this country would probably still vote for a Democrat who has nothing else to talk about other than Bush.

2007-01-17 07:41:09 · 13 answers · asked by Jack 5 in Government

2007-01-17 07:41:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

the pips in grapes or satsumas

2007-01-17 07:41:00 · 32 answers · asked by mikey b 1 in Etiquette

2007-01-17 07:40:59 · 12 answers · asked by Gina B 2 in United States

They say you're supposed to start getting them after you turn 50. I know it checks for colon cancer. But what IS it?

2007-01-17 07:40:58 · 20 answers · asked by ~*Bubbles*~ 3 in Medicine

2007-01-17 07:40:56 · 3 answers · asked by Paige G 1 in Hair

you no those big blow up tourniques they put on patients arms/legs and pump up before surgery (to i assume ease bleeding when they make the incision). How do they work????

2007-01-17 07:40:55 · 3 answers · asked by BscHons 6 in Other - Health

I keep seeing people writing (in America) that it is very cold?
I also saw a few from California!!
I live in Australia..and have been 3 times to the states.

Is it really that cold? (like whats with the weather)..guys?

2007-01-17 07:40:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

If you don't belive that any type of God created the universe? Then how do you belive the universe came about. Who created atoms, and molecules, and smaller things then that. Who created your conciousness, who created your free will? Who created the diffrence between good and evil deeds? It all points back to something can not come from nothing, something had to be created by a devine action. Only seriouse answers please.

2007-01-17 07:40:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

does anyone know who might carry WRC in the US for 2007? thanks

2007-01-17 07:40:39 · 2 answers · asked by tommyp 1 in Other - Auto Racing

2007-01-17 07:40:37 · 17 answers · asked by Ms. Q 5 in Diet & Fitness

ya know that valley leading to the prize on a well defined abs that angles in and downward?

2007-01-17 07:40:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

I sure do.

2007-01-17 07:40:35 · 19 answers · asked by art_girlt 3 in Movies

It is from the "catch and release" movie but i don't know what it's called so could you please help me out.

2007-01-17 07:40:30 · 3 answers · asked by Miss Sarcasm 4 in Movies

I am a new student this year. All of my classes that I am taking are online. I could write off my cable bill right and along with any supplies I've bought like paper, ink and even my PC right?

2007-01-17 07:40:16 · 4 answers · asked by Christina 2 in United States

2007-01-17 07:40:14 · 8 answers · asked by cityrulez 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

My step dad is out of a job at the moment and does his own thing during the day. Today I went round to theirs when mum had finished work and my daughter who is 1 went over to his side of the sofa which is where he keeps his laptop and paper work and accidently pulled out a bit of toilet paper. I smelt something a bit funky and sniffed the toilet paper which smelt of semen. He was caught out a few years ago with naughty things on his laptop which caused a massive arguement but he's obviously been looking at porn again, he never has any items in his drop down bar either. Should I tell mum what I found of just be disgusted and keep it to myself?

2007-01-17 07:40:12 · 22 answers · asked by suckaslug 4 in Family

As said in the description, the word I'm looking for is similar to belittle, depreciate, and downplay.

2007-01-17 07:40:11 · 8 answers · asked by humebudde 1 in Words & Wordplay

i need to find a website that has cheap victorian clothing! i've tried ebay but it's not working and my wallet is only so large. ANy suggestions would be FABULOUS!

2007-01-17 07:40:08 · 5 answers · asked by SilverIce 2 in Fashion & Accessories

Can anyone explain this further?

2007-01-17 07:40:06 · 15 answers · asked by Jack 2 in Psychology

I just wonder, if there is God. Why does he let others poor and others rich? Why in most countries where they believe there is god people continue to suffer? Why arent we equal?

2007-01-17 07:39:59 · 8 answers · asked by Babykay 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-01-17 07:39:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality