All categories - 17 January 2007

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing
up and down. The mom sees her son and
quickly dismounts, worried about what
her son has seen. She dresses quickly and
goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "what were
you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "well, you know your
dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have
to get on top of it and help flaten it."
"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled
"Well when you go shopping the lady next
door comes over and gets on her knees
and blows it right back up."

2007-01-17 07:37:31 · 12 answers · asked by Poker Face 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I noticed on WWE.com where it has the title belt history that that Harvey guy was the first male Women's champ....which is kinda wrong!Chyna was women's champ before him and for all of yall out there that seen the porno she made ya know what I'm talkin about but for those who missed it....old girl has both parts downstairs!So technically wouldn't that have made Chyna the first male women's champ?

2007-01-17 07:37:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

It's not gospel..

2007-01-17 07:37:28 · 28 answers · asked by Baby 3 in Religion & Spirituality

my birthday is pretty soon...and i want a bunch of friends...(maybe 20 or so?) to do something...but i dont know what to do thats fun and not lame. help?

2007-01-17 07:37:27 · 7 answers · asked by whyy_nottt 2 in Sociology

in my opinion catherine zeta jones,sharon stone and salma hayek are hotter and better like new overrated stars angelina jolie,paris hilton,lindsy lohan...............

2007-01-17 07:37:27 · 8 answers · asked by arad a 1 in Celebrities

mine is Cena

2007-01-17 07:37:26 · 4 answers · asked by Giugi! 4 in Other - Entertainment

I don't understand these weirdos. They see what it's costing them: family, time in jail, friend as well as self-esteem, but they stay that way. How do they rationalize it?

2007-01-17 07:37:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-01-17 07:37:19 · 30 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am a Senior Elementary Education major with just student teaching left, but my advisor and another professor told me that I am not able/passable as a student teacher because of my Learning disabilities, & ADHD. They suggest changing majors now! All I want to do is just graduate I know I can do it with modifications and some extra help. I would like to know what type of modifications they are allowed to give me for my student teaching? Also, is a person allowed to student teach in a non-standard style of school, like a Montessori school? Also can you student teach in a resource class? I live in IL. Advise me what to do please!

2007-01-17 07:37:19 · 6 answers · asked by lm0182 1 in Teaching

Like, do dysons or hoovers clean better than a central vac. system would?

Thanks.

2007-01-17 07:37:19 · 4 answers · asked by Fernesta 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

My DVD player is over a year old, but barely used.
Lately when I try to watch a DVD it stops and won't begin again. Even if I shut it down, restart and go to the scene, I can't get it to play. So I"m thinking maybe there's dirt somewhere?

If you have a suggestion I'd love to hear it. Thanks!

2007-01-17 07:37:16 · 4 answers · asked by lost 4 in Home Theater

2007-01-17 07:37:15 · 16 answers · asked by Dream_Catcher 4 in Polls & Surveys

im really into anything but mainly ones like the sims sport and action like doom 3 and grand theft auto

2007-01-17 07:37:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Gear

I already know how to download songs and put them on my ipod but not videos and episodes......(I use limewire)

2007-01-17 07:37:14 · 3 answers · asked by C.O.O.L. 2 in Music & Music Players

I want my vegetables to be in full bloom in late spring or early summer. So, when should I start my gardening to make that possible? Thanks!

2007-01-17 07:37:13 · 10 answers · asked by ILovePizza 5 in Garden & Landscape

2007-01-17 07:37:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-17 07:37:12 · 1 answers · asked by ifeig04 2 in Renting & Real Estate

............................ my fiance told me in a joking matter since i didnt want to tan to get darker he will throw some gasoline on me and strike a match

2007-01-17 07:37:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-01-17 07:36:56 · 2 answers · asked by mihir 2 in Religion & Spirituality

sypmtoms of luekemia

2007-01-17 07:36:53 · 3 answers · asked by CHEYGIRL1 1 in Other - Diseases

I have civil restraints against my ex - he emails tirades full of curses and disrespectful talk, speaks hatefully to me, calls me stupid, etc, call my home at all hours.... my lawyer says this won't convine a judge he is harassing me.... what would?

2007-01-17 07:36:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

i mean the demacrats won , but by the time they get a bill pass , bush already has our troops in place so does it matter that they won , what can they do

2007-01-17 07:36:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Please i am so stuck on this question.
Thanks Konka.

2007-01-17 07:36:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

I am Hispanic and I was lookin for a scholarship for ITT Tech Institute how can I get one? I know they are out there but I just can't find them!!

2007-01-17 07:36:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Financial Aid

I have a 10G fresh water tank that I will stock with around 4-7 small schooling fish such as guppies or tetras.

I would like one larger (not too large, mind you, but beefier than guppies, tetras, danios, etc) fish that doesn't require "brothers and sisters" of the same species.

Any suggestions? I'm aware of the 1" / gallon rule, and I don't plan to violate it. I'd like a fish that is large enough to stand out in a crowd of guppies or tetras.

Thanks!

2007-01-17 07:36:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

Hi, I want to record from CD into a recordable cassette tape
to listen in walkman, Is the following a good idea
I was wondering if I can find a cable from a boombox to a portable cassette recorder
Cause I am copying cds to tape-
will this work if I get a cable with 3.5 mm jacks on each end
and plug one end in the boombox headphone jack and other end in the mic jack –
will this work – do you think this works if i get
you need is a 3.5mm to a 3.5mm male connector. This can be found in most electronics stores.

2007-01-17 07:36:36 · 4 answers · asked by Tim King 1 in Music & Music Players

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2007-01-17 07:36:34 · 2 answers · asked by boats 1 in Card Games

i meet him of the internet, he lives 4 hours away we have been talking non stop on phone, computer, he wants to meet me but im scared i wont like him whenever it comes down to him accually being there i dont know what my problume is iv seen a picture of him but he also says that pic was an 1 or 2 ago and hes changed alout.... he loves me ALOUT, we havent met yet, hes 1 year older than me i have never really had feelings for someone this is my first time for anything having to do with relationship wise...i CARE about him so much....i really really really want to have feelings with him whenever we meet just scared that we wont....so if yo could help me why i feel this way plz

2007-01-17 07:36:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-01-17 07:36:32 · 9 answers · asked by Jessica P 1 in Military

Im using my blackberry phone and Plugged in the USB cord..Whats next? Thanks!

2007-01-17 07:36:30 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans