All categories - 8 November 2006

Not long to go now! need a good idea for the GF!

Girls, whats the best present you've ever got from your boyfriend?

Ideas under the £200 mark would be good!!

2006-11-08 23:47:21 · 14 answers · asked by Chester Copperpot 2 in Singles & Dating

I'm 11 years old and

I have a very large vain sticking thats out of the top of my Penis ( It

look blue) and its been there for about a year.

- Is it a desaise?

- Should I be worryed ?

Plus around my Penis is itchy some time ( out brakes of it )

Plus my Penis is very small ( I think)

2006-11-08 23:47:19 · 8 answers · asked by Paintballer 3 in Men's Health

There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.

Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ***.

So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The ninja looked surprised

In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means 'nerf'!"
FIN.

But then out came that same gnome with green radio active muffins which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.

Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.

One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back

2006-11-08 23:47:17 · 18 answers · asked by im_an_error 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-08 23:47:14 · 21 answers · asked by Blah B 1 in Hair

2006-11-08 23:47:12 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining

Hi all Yahoo-ers,.. I wanted to ask how to say things like,.. "Hello/Hi!", and,... "Goodbye", also; "thankyou",.. "Hope to hear from you soon".
I should point out, that I would be speaking to females,... whether it's any different for the sexes, I don't know but thought I should mention it anyway.
Thanks! :)

2006-11-08 23:47:03 · 10 answers · asked by wildimagination2003 4 in Languages

I'm trying to help my hunnie get an outfit for a semiformal dinner we have to attend...we have to go shopping for a shirt....any suggestions on color matching and maybe even a shoe color...he already has a black and khaki pants...we need to match a shirt and shoe to that.

2006-11-08 23:46:57 · 9 answers · asked by supergirl 2 in Fashion & Accessories

Is there any way to join full time without being posted? I would love to join full time but unsure how I will cope being posted as a sole parent to two under 5's...

2006-11-08 23:46:52 · 1 answers · asked by jodi l 1 in Military

2006-11-08 23:46:46 · 6 answers · asked by metal ed 1 in Languages

2006-11-08 23:46:41 · 5 answers · asked by Debra E 1 in Mental Health

i know i can do it through my ccleaner - but i want to do it from the comp so i can put them back on if it doesnt solve the problem ?

2006-11-08 23:46:39 · 14 answers · asked by lilmisstrouble 2 in Software

2006-11-08 23:46:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

I have this cousin thats so F....kg jelous of all the preety ladies
she gossips alot makes stupid marks about them
and even makes fun of ME!
Im freakn pissed shes always talking bad things about me infront of my friends...

ex:we were talking about our fav color when I said my fav is red
and then she said :who ever wears red wants attention badly!
I told her whats ur fav color?she said black
then I said who ever wears black likes to look constipated!

then the B* started telling my friends how mean I WAS!
I was freak'n pissssed and felt like slaping her!
but thats not my style
and shes done other things too for over a year...
and I cant leave her coze shes my cousin....
what should I do with her?

2006-11-08 23:46:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-08 23:46:15 · 13 answers · asked by Lora N 1 in Computer Networking

If it's a prequel, it shouldn't have been her, surely? She was "promoted" after the old M died, so she wouldn't have been M when James Bond was made a 00. It's really annoying!

2006-11-08 23:46:14 · 13 answers · asked by jowigley 2 in Movies

I really like her...the problem is it's so hard to talk to her! I have to think of something beforehand, but when I do I really enjoy it. Do any of you guys have any ideas how I can just talk to her without having to think before hand?

2006-11-08 23:45:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-08 23:45:47 · 16 answers · asked by Tapestry21 2 in Polls & Surveys

I stay in Mumbai, India. Which legal documents do i require if i want to work in Europe, North America or Africa??n from where do i get them?? I jus have my passport (with ECNR). Thanx in advance for your help

2006-11-08 23:45:42 · 1 answers · asked by Navneet 1 in Immigration

2006-11-08 23:45:41 · 13 answers · asked by bhagya 1 in Dental

The one where the girl does a backbend and runs all the way down the stairs??

2006-11-08 23:45:04 · 6 answers · asked by Lin 3 in Movies

2006-11-08 23:45:03 · 7 answers · asked by christina 1 in Newborn & Baby

Why all of a sudden after the democrats took ove everything he decided to run and hide by submitting his resignation. and is'nt this what they accused the democrats of CUT AND RUN??? I meen if they were realy into makins sure we won the war he should have stuck around. or is he HIDING SOMETHING???

2006-11-08 23:44:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

somebody told me that wrestling is false. they said the results would be according to a script.
i want to know what is the script all about. and who prepares it in WWE. if Mr McMohan prepares it, did he know all the embarrasment caused to him by DX was going to happent to him?. please mention your email address aswell so i can post my other doubts about wrestling also.

2006-11-08 23:44:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2006-11-08 23:44:49 · 7 answers · asked by fady t 1 in Internet

I have black hair, with bright RED highlights, but they're too red. I need help! I want to make my highlights a reddish burgundy. Currently my highlighted hair is chili pepper red. What at home haircolor dye should I use

2006-11-08 23:44:32 · 4 answers · asked by masalaqt83 1 in Hair

on the computer like dvd burner or player. its like you got to search around to see what it can do. i called the tech support about how to burn dvds because the dvd drive is a disk burner and the rep didnt even know how to do it?! help what should i do about learning all the programs and such

2006-11-08 23:44:32 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

2006-11-08 23:44:31 · 10 answers · asked by Dennis B 1 in Words & Wordplay

months?year?

do you keep chasing if when you have caught, and try to take things further, she says no?

2006-11-08 23:44:02 · 14 answers · asked by Blue Eyes 1 in Singles & Dating