There Once Was an old crippled smurf with aids, by the name Of Crusty Dave. who always enjoyed Giving people aids. but on one rainy, windy day, he noticed that he was floating in amniotic fluid.
Without warning, he Shook his nosstrills and out fell a river of
narcotics including needles that he used to shoot up Drugged and happy
children and grannies. He eats a lot, Because of munchies, but after a
plate of poisoned cheese on toast he feels the need for speed. So he
buys a three-legged dog to go fetch for more drugs, but the dog whom
had aids liked to lick Crusty Dave's toes. His tongue bled out hawaiian punch, the green kind, likes wearing thongs, Which Crusty tasted like major ***.
So he traveled to the east,
to your mother's room where he met a ninja. Crusty said "whassup", the Ninja replied, "Prepare to see the inside the bad hole" Crusty then reached around and grabbed his silicon vigina, which vibrated sporadically in Crusty's hand. The ninja looked surprised
In an instant, the world ended up flat as a pancake. Which was nice because the ninja had a boat (that got nuked) by the gnome who said, "Narf means 'nerf'!"
FIN.
But then out came that same gnome with green radio active muffins which glowed faintly oh my god (OMG) pink from RADIATION! The gnome said," Who's your Daddy?" Crusty picked up an old lady, whom was senile, but very horny. She smelled like very diluted diarrhe and everyone died.
Then came a surrealistic fruit machine. Dancing midgets enjoyed the music played from magical fruit! Whilst tangerine kitties frolicked gleefully among fields of volleyball cheese dip. 1,000,000 midgets preformed the bird dance, which consists of Drugs and sex. The bodies mutated into purple hamsters, then back again. All the while they were drinking large volumes of psychadelic coconut milk, everyone started puking.
One time in an Alaskan pie-eating contest, numbers of mad ponies ate blue flavoured neon orange pie Dave came back
2006-11-08 23:47:17 · 18 answers · asked by im_an_error 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes its very funny,,,, likes the long ones so thumbs up
2006-11-09 00:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-22 00:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny in the slightest. Umm,, here is a suggestion btw. Learn how to write intelligent sentances, and keep the jokes/stories short.
2006-11-09 02:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by mistjaguar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is mildly entertaining. Im more curious to know where you got this? Did you make it up? Because you have a helluva imagination =) It reminds me of Mad Libs or something.
2006-11-09 00:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by - - 3lizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude,bet u have blisters on ur fingers 4 writing all this?
2006-11-08 23:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no and you need to quit taking those drugs.
2006-11-08 23:53:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it but i read and it does not sound funny
2006-11-08 23:52:01 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda E 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a load of B.S!
2006-11-09 00:37:39 · answer #8 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is already late, I haven't time for reading this !!
sorry .........
2006-11-09 02:42:20 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What drugs are you on?
2006-11-09 00:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by evenstar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋