This guy with a black eye walks onto a plane. He has. When reached his seat, he found the man sitting beside also has a black eye.
After a few moments pause, the 1st man says, "excuse me, I think it remarkable that we are sitting beside and both of us have black eyes. Tell me, how did you get your black eye?"
"Well", said the 2nd guy, "It's actually a bit embarassing. Mine was due to a slip of the tongue. When buying my ticket today, I was served by a woman with the largest breasts I've ever seen. I meant to say 'can I have two tickets to Pittsburgh', instead I said 'can I have two pickets to Titsburgh'. She was not impressed, and boxed me in the eye."
"That's amazing", said the first guy "mine was caused by a slip of the tongue too! This morning, when I was eating breakfast, I meant to say to my wife 'Could you please pass the butter darling, when I said 'You fat ugly cow, you've ruined my life!'"
2006-09-14
23:44:23
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