This guy with a black eye walks onto a plane. He has. When reached his seat, he found the man sitting beside also has a black eye.
After a few moments pause, the 1st man says, "excuse me, I think it remarkable that we are sitting beside and both of us have black eyes. Tell me, how did you get your black eye?"
"Well", said the 2nd guy, "It's actually a bit embarassing. Mine was due to a slip of the tongue. When buying my ticket today, I was served by a woman with the largest breasts I've ever seen. I meant to say 'can I have two tickets to Pittsburgh', instead I said 'can I have two pickets to Titsburgh'. She was not impressed, and boxed me in the eye."
"That's amazing", said the first guy "mine was caused by a slip of the tongue too! This morning, when I was eating breakfast, I meant to say to my wife 'Could you please pass the butter darling, when I said 'You fat ugly cow, you've ruined my life!'"
2006-09-14 23:44:23 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh dear lol ♥
2006-09-17 19:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed you joke!
Here's one I heard a couple of months ago.
There's this bird and he/she is content to stay in Canada for the winter, eh. So, one of his-her "bird friends" says, "last flock's leaving for Florida, you better get out before the cold weather hits.
So, the little fella decides to join the flight party. However, a real bad strom hits and causes the first bird to spiral out of control. He or she (gender?) falls through the roof of a barn into a big pile of "cow sh-t." The bird looks up and says "cheep-cheep." Well a cat pounces on tweetie and gobbles it down.
Moral of the story?
1. Not everyone who gets you into to "sh-t" is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of ''sh-t '' is your friend
3. When your in deep "sh-t" keep you mouth shut!
Think about it.
Respectfully,
Seeker42
2006-09-15 00:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by Seeker42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?"
The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."
2006-09-14 23:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..I Havent Laughed for 30 mins ..Thanx lol
2006-09-15 00:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first guy should have 2 black eyes for tht......hello Pd.....
2006-09-15 00:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh!! Probably have a big lip, too! LOL.
2006-09-16 03:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soso
2006-09-14 23:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by aggravatingprick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAMO Good one.
2006-09-14 23:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by lynnca1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.......just I could not stop............laughing...
..hahahaha......see what a slip of tongue can do.......hahahaha
2006-09-14 23:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol !!..thx for the jokes..
2006-09-15 03:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋