Two older couples are having dinner together. As the wives clear the table, the men continue talking.
'Hal,' says one, 'last night we went out to a terrific new restaurant, and you've got to try it.'
"Sure,' says his friend. 'What's it called?'
'Um - wait a minute - what's that red flower you give to someone you love?'
'A carnation?'
'No, no, the other one...'
'A poppy?'
'No, no. You know, it's red and has thorns?'
'You mean a ROSE?'
'Yes, that's it!' Then, turning towards the kitchen he yells, 'Rose! What's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
Four friends were sitting in a Moscow restaurant. For a long time nobody said a word.
Finally one man groans. 'Oy.'
'Oy vey,' says a second man.
'Nu,' says the third.
The fourth man gets up from his chair and says, 'Listen, if you guys don't stop talking politics, I'm leaving!'
2007-10-05
05:01:04
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