An Englishman, an Americanman and a Lebanese were captured by Mafias.
The Mafia leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The American replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in America, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The Lebanese replied, "Just shoot me before the American starts talking."
2007-05-16
07:28:31
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