An Englishman, an Americanman and a Lebanese were captured by Mafias.
The Mafia leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The American replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in America, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The Lebanese replied, "Just shoot me before the American starts talking."
2007-05-16 07:28:31 · 23 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
oh i wish the bloody yankees would just shut the hell up ... very nice Pinky :) if only you could get 10 pts. for good jokes/questions/riddles ;)
2007-05-16 07:32:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 7⤋
I spose he may as well be the first to die, since the Englishman and American man are where the money's at. Did the Lebanese man just accidentally get kidnapped? I don't get it.
2007-05-16 08:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by Victoria Love-Williams 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You know, the joke is pretty funny, but some of the answers you've received are a little sad. The global community finds it easy to bash the United States, but who do they look to when they are in trouble? Who the the United Nations look to for to send troops and financial support? If the world wants our money and our resources, then our influence and beliefs come with. The world can't have it both ways.
2007-05-16 08:01:37 · answer #3 · answered by Carl 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
I wonder what sort of reaction you wanted from this "joke".
Many of the responses here are quite offensive and very hateful. I hope that wasn't your intention... If it was, then shame on you. That's not what Yahoo!Answers is about.
2007-05-16 13:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by Rabbityama 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
For me before they shoot me,ofcourse you can't see the world after they shoot you and you missed a lot you need to be happy and enjoyed,my words is""BEFORE YOU SHOOT ME I WILL **** YOU FIRST AND ENJOYED THATS MY LAST WISH.......Hehehehehehehe
2007-05-16 08:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2007-05-16 08:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by Future Mrs. Hamlet 5 · 4⤊ 3⤋
i dont understand why everyone brought up the yankees. arent they a football team?
2007-05-16 15:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe mahdoume metel elli 5abareta yalla bye
2007-05-18 02:39:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
wow u wanna smoke afterwards or somethin
2007-05-16 07:31:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
your presence always makes me smile.. no need for a joke to put a smile on my face when you're around.
Toushka
2007-05-16 07:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by .... 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋