Sports - 15 October 2007

Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, "You know, my son graduated first in his class from Cambridge. He's now a doctor, making GPB1,000,000 a year in London."

The second woman says, "You know my son graduated first in his class from Harvard. He's now a lawyer, making 2 million pounds a year and shuttles in between London, Los Angeles, Paris, and Rome."

The last woman says, "You know my son; he never did too well in school. He never went to any university, but he now makes three million pounds a year in Britain working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask, "What is a sports repairman?"

The woman then replies, "Oh, he fixes games... you know, rugby games, football games, cricket games...."

2007-10-15 23:56:24 · 10 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

But first time he faced problem, drink water too much and he give up hope. Now he decide that He will not touch water until he make himself a great swimmer .!! Is it POSSIBLE ??

2007-10-15 23:54:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Swimming & Diving

David Beckham
My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level.

THIERRY HENRY
Sometimes in football you have to score GOATS.

MARK VIDUKA
I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

PAUL GASCOIGNE
I've had 14 bookings this season - eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.

MICK DRAPER
I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.

ALAN SHEARER
Germany are a difficult team to play... they had 11 internationals out there today.

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

VINNIE JONES
Winning doesn't realty matter as long as you win.

STUART PEARCE
It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

RONALDO
We lost because we didn't win.

2007-10-15 23:51:59 · 7 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

2007-10-15 23:51:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in NASCAR

I'm debating whether I should drop Jokinen, Koivu or Richards to grab free agent Antropov.

My guess is that I should drop Richards as he gets less ice time than the other two.

Is that a good long term bet to drop Richards to Antropov?

2007-10-15 23:51:19 · 9 answers · asked by Manu D 1 in Hockey

Well these two are always in a competition with each other.

First there was a beauty competition, then a dress competition & now here is a new one.

Maria Sharapova very convincingly defeated Serena Williams in the first two competitions. Let's see who wins this one.

Lol, this is what happens during a match between Serena & Sharapova. Check this out :

Serena : Aaahhhhhhh...!!!!!!!!

Sharapova : Ummmhhhhh....!!!!!!!

Serena : Aaahhhhhhh...!!!!!!!!

Sharapova : Ummmhhhhh....!!!!!!!

Serena : Aaahhhhhhh...!!!!!!!!

Sharapova : Ummmhhhhh....!!!!!!!

Serena : Aaahhhhhhh...!!!!!!!!

Sharapova : Ummmhhhhh....!!!!!!!

Serena : Aaahhhhhhh...!!!!!!!!

Sharapova : Ummmhhhhh....!!!!!!!

lol, i love both of them & it's a treat to watch these two playing against each other

I think Serena will win this battle.
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh.....!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-15 23:50:02 · 24 answers · asked by The Great Montitude 7 in Tennis

Football pundit 1: Why do people hate Cristiano Ronaldo?
Football pundit 2:. Because he dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

2007-10-15 23:46:00 · 13 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.

'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she said.

'What do you mean?' he asked.

'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'

2007-10-15 23:44:02 · 7 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

2007-10-15 23:41:17 · 12 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in English Football

They did release You,ll Never Walk Alone, and thats been Liverpools Football song for a long time now.
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2007-10-15 23:27:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

I saw the Legion of Doom vs the Fabulous Freebirds in a lights out cage match in KC Mo. in 1985. My favorite PPV match was the "Last Battle of Atlanta" between Buzz Sawyer and Tommy Wildfire Rich. The last wrestling match ever held in the Omni in Atlanta Ga. They had a real fued. Arrested in Nasville for brawling at a gas station. Their last match was the real deal. They hated each other.

2007-10-15 23:27:29 · 21 answers · asked by Thomas S 2 in Wrestling

2007-10-15 23:27:08 · 14 answers · asked by tim h 1 in Wrestling

2007-10-15 23:27:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2007-10-15 23:00:23 · 3 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Olympics

2007-10-15 22:59:08 · 16 answers · asked by pax5155 4 in Wrestling

Do you think cricketers in India face too much pressure from the media and public? And that its unfair?

2007-10-15 22:45:04 · 10 answers · asked by rendezvous_rama 3 in Cricket

2007-10-15 22:44:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

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2007-10-15 22:32:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

i need a list of guns available to the public within the united states. i don't care about state laws, i just a list of at least two different types of guns.

this is for my essay

2007-10-15 22:19:14 · 11 answers · asked by ///M3 POWER! 3 in Hunting

the book was published near one or two months ago , was flashed in papers and d the author special one,not like a common fan

2007-10-15 22:10:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

2007-10-15 22:03:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

Just leave us alone and we will leave you guys alone. Both sports have alot of fans, both sports have good teams, both sports can be fun to watch. So why attempt to breed contention by coming into the bloody American football forums ranting about how much better rugby is. Shut up, its not funny or smart. Americans don't hate rugby, so stop the crap.

2007-10-15 21:57:54 · 9 answers · asked by Sw1tCh 1 in Rugby

everytime u type it?

2007-10-15 21:41:50 · 16 answers · asked by G4L. 7 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

i partipated in 2005 scorpio speedster reality hunt sponsored by mahindra and canditti and shown on espn and channel 7 this year i want to participate in that event will somebody tell me when the program will be conducted in bangalore, hyderabad, kolkatta and mumbai. just tell me the date or their contact phone number or email.thank u bye

2007-10-15 21:40:12 · 3 answers · asked by ramnaresh_suradas 1 in Cricket

Do you think they will go undefeated (perfect) this post season (11-0)
Do they have a REAL chance of sweeping throughout the post season?

2007-10-15 21:37:42 · 12 answers · asked by pisces02 4 in Baseball

The team I work for is finally trying to re-invent their promotions and intermission activities. What are some things that you enjoy seeing as a fan, while you wait for the action on the ice to start again? Do you have any ideas for a good intermission? Keep in mind that the team runs on a minor league budget.

2007-10-15 21:12:37 · 13 answers · asked by Ferocious Love 4 in Hockey

2007-10-15 21:05:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in NASCAR

I never knew arms and the torso was so important to running, but someone told me it was.

Also they say hamstrings are important, yet i dont feel its effects. Its always the quads that burn the next morning after a race.

2007-10-15 20:59:25 · 7 answers · asked by Dabidu 4 in Running

I'm in a keeper league, so you get to keep a player from every 4 rounds. Which sucks as far as ever seeing LT or LJ or Manning. But check this. I just traded Favre and Rudi Johnson for Drew Breeze and Adrian Peterson. And I'll be able to keep both next year and have Addai to keep aswell.

2007-10-15 20:38:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fantasy Sports

If so, why?
If not, why not?

2007-10-15 20:30:04 · 11 answers · asked by tom b 2 in Cricket