A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
2007-10-15 23:41:17 · 12 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
that team must have been england since noone in that team passes their igcse apart from lampard.(or so i read)
2007-10-17 02:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by baby m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously 2+2 is 4.Maybe the coach forgot his Maths and by right,should be sacked.
2007-10-16 06:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 + 2 is 5 according to Big Brother if says it is!
2007-10-16 07:07:16 · answer #3 · answered by mp01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's the coach? Sir ALex? lmao jk jk
2007-10-17 12:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you just using this site for your old and stale jokes. Do you not realise it is "a question and answer" site. You must be a failed comedian. It is not hard to see why.
2007-10-16 13:38:15 · answer #5 · answered by david c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
looks like the others were more of the idiot....they shuld be given the test
hahahahahaha
lol
lmao
2007-10-16 07:23:51 · answer #6 · answered by G4L. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on!! everybody knows 2+2 = 6!...
2007-10-16 07:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
22!
2007-10-16 07:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by POCKET JOKERS - THE DARKSIDE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hate to be the teacher of that team
wat a sorry lot
lol
2007-10-16 08:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by unknown_soul1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is really funny and very true.
2007-10-16 07:11:19 · answer #10 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋