Religion & Spirituality - 17 December 2007

Women are evil.... I will explain....

First we state that girls require time and money, so...

Girls = time X money

And as we all know "Time is money." so...

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = money X money = (money)²

And because "money is the root of all evil":

money = √ Evil

Therefore:

Girls = (√ Evil)²

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil

Any questions?

2007-12-17 07:36:12 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

i do no other religons get picked on but it seems to me that christians get made fun of or yelled at for speaing there a pionion on stuff like evolution of other things

2007-12-17 07:35:48 · 21 answers · asked by sam c 2

(Please be respectful of others beliefs with your answer or please just don't answer. I'm asking this question because I would like to STUDY peoples answers and not to cause fighting between Jews and Christians, and I hope that NO such fighting occurs because of this question.)

What do you think about the varying concepts of God in Judaism and Christianity? (If you are unfamiliar with the different concepts of God in each, here is a link that explains:)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_and_Judaism#Concepts_of_God

Thanks in advance to all who answer. (*I'm not a member of an organized religion.)

2007-12-17 07:32:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Can a non-practicing Catholic have thier child baptised in a Church inwhich thier not a member. Specifically in Plano Tx.

2007-12-17 07:31:58 · 13 answers · asked by Dedrick F 1

2007-12-17 07:31:24 · 32 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

Or disproved? Think of how many people, spending how much time, on how many questions, and how many answers, arguing over whose belief (or lack of) is right, and whose is wrong - what if that time was used to do something creative, and beneficial? Or is it just too fun to argue and put others down?

2007-12-17 07:30:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Can someone please tell me the truth of where we go when we die?

2007-12-17 07:29:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why are humans and primates DNA so similar?

2007-12-17 07:28:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

"Merry CHRISTmas, and a blessed New Year"...


Srsly, on a check, to pay off a judgment...

2007-12-17 07:28:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm not referring to Jesus, I'm talking about us.
Have we forged a bond of fragile virtual friendship or are we just here to amuse eachother in pastime?

and, do you sometimes lay awake at night remembering a funny answer?!! lol

2007-12-17 07:27:25 · 11 answers · asked by Hope 4

2007-12-17 07:25:56 · 21 answers · asked by G's Random Thoughts 5

Believers of both swear they "feel" the spirit they conjured, but neither can prove it. I think it's more psycosomatic than anything else. People can often behave in ways that they expect would accompany such a "possession" but they never seem to have any knowledge beyond what they already knew before conjuring their favored spirit.

Has anyone that has summoned Jesus actually been granted some useful knowledge that is applicable to the real world, like how to cure a disease or the location of cave Jesus crawled out of at his resurrection? I know that most conjurers only come up with very vague answers that aren't really answers at all, but is there a difference when people conjure up Jesus?

Don't laugh, this is a serious question. If conjuring up Jesus can result in real answers that can be proved true in the real world then perhaps there is some validity to the whole thing.

2007-12-17 07:25:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why did all my R&S friends have to go and answer/star a certain question? Rachel, Darth...I'm very disappointed, lol.

You guys are freaks.

2007-12-17 07:25:00 · 5 answers · asked by Run James Run 2

Hi there. i masturbate from time to time and i was just wondering if it may be against God and Christianity.

I would rather that some Christians answered this for me. thanks.

2007-12-17 07:24:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

The KKK and the pope are backing Obama. They are considering MLK for a Grand Wizard after market stand up.
They are calling signing up Jew for their god. What next?

2007-12-17 07:21:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

okay so god knows everything and what can and will happen right?

so if he knows that some of us arent going to believe in him then why would he let us be born and then go to hell later? I mean if he knows who'll accept him and who wont then why didnt he keep us from being born so we wont have to suffer after we die?

sounds kind of evil to me...

2007-12-17 07:21:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-17 07:20:01 · 25 answers · asked by Theandysullivan 3

Just something I heard on the news, could be a lie for all I know? If it is true, how do they explain how a man with all the limitations of humans created the universe? Wouldn't the universe already have to be created for a man to exist, so what created the universe? Or do they believe in many universes, and they just worship the God of this one? Are mormons polythiests?

2007-12-17 07:19:52 · 18 answers · asked by qazwsx 2

2007-12-17 07:19:01 · 40 answers · asked by MoPleasure4U 4

Are you taught to follow 2 John 1:9 - 11 which states:

(KJV)

9 Whoever transgresses and does not abide in the doctrine of Christ does not have God. He who abides in the doctrine of Christ has both the Father and the Son. 10 If anyone comes to you and does not bring this doctrine, do not receive him into your house nor greet him; 11 for he who greets him shares in his evil deeds.

(NLT)

9 Anyone who wanders away from this teaching has no relationship with God. But anyone who remains in the teaching of Christ has a relationship with both the Father and the Son.
10 If anyone comes to your meeting and does not teach the truth about Christ, don’t invite that person into your home or give any kind of encouragement. 11 Anyone who encourages such people becomes a partner in their evil work.

These scriptures clearly state that you are not allowed to even greet such ones that leave and follow false teachings.

2007-12-17 07:18:36 · 9 answers · asked by Kimmy 4

Christians have no verses which specifically say "Jesus is God" (or that to some extent) Besides "I and the father am one" and "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God and the Word was God" (Word =Jesus).

I have 2 verses that say Jesus was created. Hebrews 1-4

God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets,

Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds;

Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high:

Being made so much better than the angels, as he hath by inheritance obtained a more excellent name than they.

2007-12-17 07:18:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-17 07:17:56 · 24 answers · asked by G's Random Thoughts 5

I posted a email that i recieved in yahoo answers the other day about God, it was such a nice email, that i thought i would share it with EVERYONE, i guess some jerk flagged me for now good reason... If someone has their own beliefs, why can't i share mine on here, like everyone else does?? I mean isn't that the point of the whole yahoo answer's thing??

2007-12-17 07:16:25 · 23 answers · asked by Romy 4

Or are there some things of which there is never enough?

2007-12-17 07:16:00 · 12 answers · asked by G's Random Thoughts 5

2007-12-17 07:15:52 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please watch this less-than-3-minutes video and say if you agree with it or not:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug20M6kv7Og

2007-12-17 07:15:52 · 8 answers · asked by Mutual Help 4

Never been in one, and I don't know if they'll require tithing after you get in? Tithing doesn't seem to be something churches put in their ads...

2007-12-17 07:15:00 · 7 answers · asked by i♥sf 5

It seems that those theists that are most comfortable with the idea of eternal torment are the ones that are more familiar with the concept of "justice." For example, here is a theist in answer to a previous question:

"...all men have a natural, innate, understanding and love for equity. And so, though I once thought that MY God would never put souls in Hell for anything, I changed my mind once I realized how natural the concept of Justice is to us, and how we all hope, at the end of the day, that Justice will prevail, either in this life or the next."

I personally don't hope for eternal torment for anyone, nor can I accept anyone that espouses such doctrine, and being atheist I supposedly may as well announce my allegiance to Satan. So seeing that even the allegedly "evil" rebuke eternal torment, is it fair to say that it is most likely reserved for those that believe in and accept it as truth?

2007-12-17 07:14:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you believe in it as absolute truth?

2007-12-17 07:13:03 · 42 answers · asked by G's Random Thoughts 5

Suppose you are the only Christian, and God has entrusted YOU to spread His Gospel. What would you do first? Where would you go?

2007-12-17 07:12:22 · 6 answers · asked by Jed 7