Women are evil.... I will explain....
First we state that girls require time and money, so...
Girls = time X money
And as we all know "Time is money." so...
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = money X money = (money)²
And because "money is the root of all evil":
money = √ Evil
Therefore:
Girls = (√ Evil)²
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
Any questions?
2007-12-17 07:36:12 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorry red head ***** named "Judy" i meant equation, are you happy now?
2007-12-17 07:41:55 · update #1
I can't believe that an obviously light-hearted joke has sparked so much rage from the b!tches of yahoo. You hoes need a time-out.
Sorry that you wasted a funny joke on these uptight as$holes, especially the ones who corrected the premises (such losers they are). I'm laughing my as$ off, I'm gonna foward this to some woman I know. Don't worry uptight losers of yahoo, they'll get the joke.
2007-12-17 07:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
EVIL is the word LIVE spelled backward. Therefore, it is anything that keeps us from living and enjoying Life. Even if it's just a silly way of thinking.
The Source of Life is Complete. Whole, (Holy). It is not until the Lifeforce leaves the Source that it breaks down into what we understand as the Masculine and Feminine.
The Feminine always gets a bad rap since it starts with the Source, but flows away from the Source, causing seperation. The Masculine also gets a bad rap because it is out there, but flows back to the Source for reunion.
Our spirits are made of both these forces. We chose to live as Male or Female, to help our Creator create Life in many spheres. There is a polarizing effect in these realms, magnetic pulling, that makes us predominantly Masculine or Feminine. But there are Masculine Women, and Feminine Men, and we all use these energies. Taking control when needed, or giving up control around Loved Ones, every day.
All the rest is an Ego Trip!
2007-12-17 07:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by THE NEXT LEVEL 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have a few problems about your theory: 1)Time will go on with or without money 2)Women can be very emotional even without money (Time spent with her in a park or etc can be romantic or fun) 3)"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs." Money is A root of all evil not THE root of all evil (money is needed for living)
2016-05-24 09:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by desirae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually just got this as part of an "Women as Explained by Engineers" email forward last week. This was the least funny of all of them (though still funny). Some of the explanations were really funny, especially the ones that related women to elements and explained their properties - Physical properties: Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason, found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore...
That was a great forward...
)O(
2007-12-17 07:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You are really wanting to hear, yes they are evil, arn't you. Why is that? Are you in a bad relationship? Are you a member of a religion that treat women with disrespect?
Anyway, what does evil mean to you? I never use the word because I feel we have choices and sometimes those choices are negative, which some religions call evil. Negative choices are there for us to learn by and grow by so I would rather use THAT word, turned around LIVE. .
2007-12-17 07:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by Maureen S 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No it doesn't money is not the root of all evil ! Good intentions are ! And since women always act from good intentions and can prove this ! We can therefore conclude that either they or their intentions are evil ! Anymore questions ?
2007-12-17 07:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I used a similar equation to prove that 2 = 1.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o_SGu7cH1bM
Watch!
2007-12-17 07:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are misquoting; money is not the root of all evil, it is the LOVE of money that is the root of all evil. Besides, if God created anything better than women, he kept it for himself
2007-12-17 07:44:36 · answer #8 · answered by Maria b 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are making up theorums to support your proof. If you gave that to my precalculus teacher, he'd give you a zero out of ten ^_^
I don't require that much time or money. I'm happy with what I have.
2007-12-17 07:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by xx. 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The quote is actually, "The love of money is the root of all evil"
Therefore your argument is flawed and false. Therefore those who love money =evil.
2007-12-17 07:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋