Some Christians have a hard time believing that you can be an atheist and say "Oh my God" or "Jesus Christ" as an expletive.
If an atheist who uses such language is a hypocrite, then I invite Christians themselves to become less hypocritical by adopting my Biblical names for the days of the week, based on the Creation days in Genesis, because everyone knows the days of the week are named after pagan gods no one believes in anymore: Tyers, Woden, Thor, Freyr, Saturn, the Sun, and the Moon (the last three in a pagan or astrological sense).
Therefore:
Monday = Lightday
Tuesday = Skyday
Wednesday = Plantday
Thursday = Starday
Friday = Fishday (or Beastday)
Saturday = Manday
Sunday = Restday
You might want to translate these into Latin or Greek for more zazz, unless you're one of the types who think Jesus spoke English. If someone can give me the Latin or Greek names for these days then they just might be awarded Best Answer on a non-sequitur basis.
2007-12-15
14:01:55
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