Hornless unicorns, or "horses" are large four-legged mammals used by humans for racing, riding, and making glue. Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri (say it aloud) has been studying the lineage of horses, and has discovered that they must have been intelligently designed.
According to Em Adjineri science, horses are just hornless unicorns. However, this means that if evolution is true, horses evolved from unicorns. Therefore, there must be a transitional fossil of a horse with only half a horn.
No such transitional fossils have been found. In fact, no unicorn fossils have been found that date to after the period of the global flood. Therefore, God must have killed all the unicorns during the flood, and secretly stuck horses on the ark when Moses was looking the other way. (God's sneaky like that).
Therefore, God intelligently designed horses. Since intelligent design is just creationism in disguise, this means that creationism is true and evolution is false.
2007-12-14
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