Hornless unicorns, or "horses" are large four-legged mammals used by humans for racing, riding, and making glue. Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri (say it aloud) has been studying the lineage of horses, and has discovered that they must have been intelligently designed.
According to Em Adjineri science, horses are just hornless unicorns. However, this means that if evolution is true, horses evolved from unicorns. Therefore, there must be a transitional fossil of a horse with only half a horn.
No such transitional fossils have been found. In fact, no unicorn fossils have been found that date to after the period of the global flood. Therefore, God must have killed all the unicorns during the flood, and secretly stuck horses on the ark when Moses was looking the other way. (God's sneaky like that).
Therefore, God intelligently designed horses. Since intelligent design is just creationism in disguise, this means that creationism is true and evolution is false.
2007-12-14 02:01:05 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This was inspired by Geisha's answer to my last Em Adjineri question.
2007-12-14 02:07:30 · update #1
and what about the wingless Pegasus?
shouldn't we see flightless horses with little stub wings?
2007-12-14 02:04:49 · answer #1 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 13⤊ 0⤋
Hornless Unicorns. First of all Unicorns are a thing of the past and in my opinion a hornless unicorn is a small horse that is still young and not fully matured. In comparison with a small goat or deer where they have to reach a certain stage before they can grow out. Everything takes time in life to grow and mature and so does a horn of a unicorn.
2007-12-14 02:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by Sammy D 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Actually, horses came to be after the unicorns adopted the game of "leap-frog" during courtship rituals. There was always some variation in horn size among unicorns to begin with. The ones with the shortest or even non-existent horns had the best chance of breeding.....ya know, cause they didn't have another unicorn impaled on their forehead.
Due to it's association with courtship rituals, it is commonly believed that this is the origination of the slang concept of "being horny"...
2007-12-14 02:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by the waterbourne AM 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If you had really studied the bible, then you would have known that it was NOAH'S ark for a reason... not MOSES' ark. There WERE no such things as unicorns. people just made them up and stuck them in the bible (NOT written by any god). so it is actually YOU that is wrong. cheers.
2007-12-14 09:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by Prove god, then we'll talk. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 'four legged horse' is a common misconception. Horses actually have three legs. The fourth leg is in reality a false leg that has been misconstrued as an actual leg, thus the common misconception that horses have 4 legs.
2007-12-14 02:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
If the reason for the evolution was that unicorns kept knocking off their horns, and dieing from blood lose, then we are not going to find fossils of any with horns..!!
2007-12-14 02:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by Terry M 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What proof does Em Adjineri, have that horses had horns to begin with? Perhaps that is why no such transitional fossils have been found.
2007-12-14 02:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by mishmallow8 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
At last! I've finally been convinced! Evolution is false and the world is only 6000 years old. All those fossils! All that evidence! Just a conspiracy theory among scientists to promote their atheistic philosophy! I'd better get to church quick.
LOL.
2007-12-14 02:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure the horse came before the unicorn. So that makes a horse better because it's the original.
2016-04-09 02:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hornless unicorns. lmao.
the ones with longer horns were unable to forage because they couldn't reach their food (horn got in the way) so they died off, and the ones with shorter horns were able to reach their food and thus propogate.. eventually the horns were bred out?
Natural selection?
lol
2007-12-14 02:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by PediC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Dr. Adjineri.
Have you read the supporting papers written by his two esteemed colleagues Stu Pidaso and Hugh Jass?
2007-12-14 07:51:46 · answer #11 · answered by isnrblogdotcalm 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋