Religion & Spirituality - 22 March 2007

Q: How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Thirteen; one to hold the bulb, and twelve to drink enough to make the room spin.

2007-03-22 14:58:00 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2

2007-03-22 14:57:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Overnight we can create a wasteland. Why wait?

I am ready to pick up a weapon and protect my country. I bet my countrymen are better and more brave than yours (Iran). The Iranian President and their chicken liver Clerics are doomed to death.

We will face death together......we'll see who awaits in heaven for us......Jesus will embrace Christians and Muslims will learn that Muhammad was the son of Satan. Death to Iran's government. When the US destroys what little infrastructure they have, their country will die of disease, famine, thirst, desperation.....the Iranian people will then know they supported religious zealots who lied and wrongly divided the truth!

Jesus is the way and the light.

2007-03-22 14:56:17 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2

How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Can't say. It's oathbound :)

2007-03-22 14:55:47 · 2 answers · asked by ? 2

And a little dove hanging from the rear-view mirror?

2007-03-22 14:51:56 · 21 answers · asked by link955 7

Since the boys are having a bachelor party I think we should plan a bachelorette party!! Any suggestions?? Who would you like to see as the "entertainment"??

2007-03-22 14:50:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was given laughing gas to have a piece of tooth removed, done it before for cavities. this time I actually went into a deep sleep and everything spinning and heard conversations from myday and the heart machine beep. it all stopped and I saw white.It was very bright and I was having a conversation with someone but was not talking, it was just thinking. They told me nothing matters back there (I think they meant life or the world) and I was like "oh my gosh, your right, it doesnt." then I was like "no, my boyfriend, where is he?" I couldnt find him and kept saying his name, then everything that had happened up to that point seemed to rewind and everything was spinning again.
I finally came to and heard my name over and over and the machine again. But no one was there with me then the dr. came and I asked her if she was done and she said they hadnt started yet. I was crying because I thought I saw heaven.
Do you think I was just really out of it or could it be I saw heaven?

2007-03-22 14:50:19 · 10 answers · asked by Curly 3

The Goddess is alive, and she ate my homework.

2007-03-22 14:49:18 · 8 answers · asked by Bobby 3

I know that Salat Al-Istakhara consists of two Rakahts, but when do I read the Dua. After Salam or before Salam? I am sorry, but I can't just take an answer, I need proof. Is there any Hadith or Ayah in the Quran that said how to do this?

PS I don't want to hear any rude comments about the Quran, Islam, or Prophet Mohammad(SAW). Any rude comments will be reported.

To everyone else Jazakum Allah Khair

2007-03-22 14:48:23 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2

What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?

A self-Cleaning Coven

2007-03-22 14:48:20 · 4 answers · asked by Bobby 3

If the bible was proven to be false (even though some of it is) what would be your back up book?

2007-03-22 14:48:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid veternarian?

Someone who worships the bark of the tree that isn't there.

2007-03-22 14:47:41 · 3 answers · asked by Bobby 3

really think about this one=)

2007-03-22 14:47:36 · 13 answers · asked by Chad H 1

Would you subjicate yourself to a religious system if the only other option was death?

2007-03-22 14:46:09 · 33 answers · asked by Terrie 3

2007-03-22 14:45:54 · 16 answers · asked by man of ape 6

2007-03-22 14:44:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

assume a metaphysical set in motion the ultimate or first cause?

2007-03-22 14:44:31 · 3 answers · asked by Maikeru 4

2007-03-22 14:44:11 · 10 answers · asked by Desiree J 3

This is really a question for Christians. The liberal Christian supports a woman's right to an abortion.

2007-03-22 14:42:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

do you believe that Jesus would want followers because he is a safer bet ?
is that not showing disrespect to him ?
if people believed due to fear would they truely believe in their heart ?

for non Christians ... yes you get to drink now

2007-03-22 14:42:16 · 31 answers · asked by Peace 7

I have been raised in a Jehovah Wittness household and I'm starting to question there teachings... what once made sence to me through the Watch Tower theology is now hard to belive... examples,,,, diety of christ,, salvation threw works,,, many false predictions,,1874,,1914,,1925,1975 etc....., christ dying on a torture stake instead of a cross,,,, the fact that they changed jesus being worshiped to "obesiance".. and their unrealistic demands and rules... I have become really depressed..,, and I dONT find intrest in any earthly things because OF THE FACT THAT THEY SAY THE END IS SO NEAR.... I once wanted to grow some facial hair and was confronted about it... and told not to have any facial hair i.e goatee..side burns or beard just a typical jw mustache...

i think I now sure that they are a cult and dont know what to do... jesus is not micheal the arc angel and sould be worshiped ..but i just dont know how ,, I have been taught otherwise not to worship jesus....

were do i go

2007-03-22 14:41:44 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am an athiest and I stand up for what I believe. Although I do support others religions, it seems they don't respect my beliefs. Whenever it is discussed, I am given dirty looks. America is supposed to have freedom of religion, but some people don't like me because I don't belive in their belief system.

2007-03-22 14:40:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-22 14:38:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-22 14:38:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Nobody even knew who your god was until around 1,800 B.C.E.... if your god is real, why did nobody believe in him for so long?

*i just tried to ask this, but worded it "where was your god" and got stupid answers, so do not tell me that he was there*

2007-03-22 14:37:53 · 14 answers · asked by funaholic 5

Everyone loves the verse in Phippians in which is quoted, "I can to all through Christ who strenthens me."

I challenge the general understanding of that verse.

In the King James Version, the word used is "which" not "who."

So, to me the verse says, "I can do all things which strenthen me, through Christ."

I am a true blue KJV reader, but that one verse makes more spritual sense that way it was written the first time. Any Grammar experts here to straighten me out?

2007-03-22 14:37:43 · 3 answers · asked by nancy jo 5

People are always trying to disprove religions by science, and so naturally people of these religions try to disprove their accusations, and find proof that it is true. Doesn't this seem pointless? Religion is based on faith. Christianity has the Bible, and if you are a Christian you should need nothing more. Just wondering.

Also, if you are a Christian, do you think you should compare things to the Bible or compare the Bible to other things? (I mean theories, fads, ect.)

Thanks for your time, I appreciate it.

2007-03-22 14:37:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I met a southern guy from NC, who shamelessly told me how he balled over 90 girls in his NC small town. He said he climbed in thru the open bedroom windows, and got busy with the girls. He is a proud Baptist, now he lets gay men go down on him regularly. He had the nerve to inform his minister what he does with guys now - " so they will know how to pray for me". I asked him If he ever confessed his fornications with those 90 girls and repented sincerely. I asked him how he expected to reach heaven, with that lewdness. His answer to everything is always: " My sins are washed away, and I'm saved by the blood of my Lord Jesus Christ." But without confessing his sins to an elder who can forgive him, without feeling any guilt or compunction for how he lives, without any resolve to sin NO MORE - without any conscience & sorrow to Jesus & desire to live a godly life - how dare he say "I'm saved by the blood of my Lord Jesus christ- to wash away my sins" Is this what the Baptists teach?

2007-03-22 14:37:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-22 14:37:05 · 6 answers · asked by uummhheelloo 1

On Christian beliefs... What do you really have to lose? If
Christians are right, we will live forever, if we are wrong we will die...If non- believers are right we will die, if they are wrong their souls will live in eternal damnation forever...You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

I know the comeback is, Christians are all brainwashed and you want to think for yourselves. Most everyone is following someone else's lead, I choose to follow Gods, why do you choose to follow another mans,(womans), lead?

2007-03-22 14:36:18 · 29 answers · asked by Annie Red Head 3