Religious Jokes #1?

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid veternarian?

Someone who worships the bark of the tree that isn't there.

2007-03-22 14:47:41 · 3 answers · asked by Bobby 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich?

2007-03-22 14:50:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

So the Buddhist gets his hot dog and gives a five to the hot dog vendor. As the hot dog vendor starts to walk away, the Buddhist says, "Hey! Where's my change?"

The hot dog vendor says, "Change must come from within."

2007-03-22 21:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋

Evoluntionist Joke: Evolution happened

2007-03-22 21:52:09 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋