And a little dove hanging from the rear-view mirror?
2007-03-22 14:51:56 · 21 answers · asked by link955 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thank you, summerdaze and kitkat for proving what I have always said: Religious folks are notoriously humorless. You guys need to lighten up a bit. Life's too short.
2007-03-22 15:26:35 · update #1
Yes, he also has a hula dancing Mary. In the rear window he has a Cerberus that has 3 bobbing heads and it's eyes light up when he hits the brakes.
2007-03-22 15:51:12 · answer #1 · answered by Murazor 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God can teleport so he doesnt need to drive. He does, however, have a pimped out ferrari for showcase and does have a dove on the rear-view mirror, 5 plastic statues of his son, and is great with all the ladies.
2007-03-22 14:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by Chris457 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't think they're attacking Jesus, I think they're just enforcing a rule that is in place for all dashboard ornaments... it doesn't matter what it is.. put your plastic Jesus somewhere else.
2016-03-29 00:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that is prohibited by God, to make statues and images made lout of plastic,wood, stone and other materials made by man. God is a living God not images who have eyes but can not see, have ears but can not hear, have fewet but can not walk, have hands but can not move, have mouith but can not talk.
The persons putting those images everywhere on the corner of their house, on cars, on their neck hanging with a cross and Jesus crucified are sinners of God. They are the very persons who were misguided by the false teachings of theior religion.
It is very clear on the bible that making of God which is not the living God is prohibited, yet they are worshipping those imaginary Gods, kneeling before them and praying before them.
Nobody have seen God to prove that the image they are worshipping is the image of God. That is only imaginary from the maker of that image. Could you imagine the looks of Jesus on the man made images, their are image which are black which they call it black nazarene, sometimes handsome with smiling face, sometimes picture of tiresome body and many others. They are different from one another. The have even made statues of Mary and claimmed to be God. Mary was the mother of Jesus when he became man but not God with powers. and many other false teachings.
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2007-03-22 15:11:48 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know about the dove but I'm pretty sure he has the statue. Wouldn't you put a statue of your kid up if someone gave you one?
2007-03-22 14:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by Kuji 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes. He also has the "tuck and roll" upholstery, dingle balls, and big fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.
2007-03-22 14:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
No, I think he'd be more of the type that would have a hula dancer on his dashboard.
2007-03-22 14:57:05 · answer #7 · answered by mesquitemachine 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nah he has the fish on the bumper and the hula girl on the dash.his son is obviously riding shot gun.
2007-03-22 14:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Actually a pair of fuzzy dice.
2007-03-22 14:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
no he doesnt drive my god gets driven around
2007-03-22 14:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋