Senior Citizens

Well - not that I chew the stuff - I hate it actually. I love the song though. But I always wondered why it did - lose its flavour I mean.LOL

2007-10-30 09:50:08 · 16 answers · asked by sasha 2

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Wine her,

Dine her,

Call her,

Hug her,

Support her,

Hold her,

Surprise her,

Compliment her,

Smile at her,

Listen to her,

Laugh with her,

Cry with her,

Romance her,

Believe her,

Cuddle with her,

Shop with her,

Give her jewellery,

Buy her flowers,

Hold her hand,

Write love letters to her,

Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.



HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked, Bring food.

2007-10-30 09:48:31 · 44 answers · asked by ? 5

My paternal grandmother died of Alheimer's. Now my mother has it. I am scared. But the research that I have done on it does show something interesting... those generations used aluminum a lot! That is very bad for your brain. My (baby boomer) generation didn't use as much and generation X probably hasn't ever eaten off an alumiumn plate or cooked in an aluminum tea pot. I try to stay mentally active and social, even if it is over the Internet. I work. So maybe I will get lucky... even though I do forget names and faces sometimes. What's your situation? Are you afraid?

2007-10-30 08:38:28 · 33 answers · asked by Granny 6

Frogs Legs
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to herself and thought "I don't *cking think so.

2007-10-30 08:18:25 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5

My baby was under the Christmas tree in his cute little carry-all. Seemed like all his friends had birthdays in December. That's a lot of birthdays to remember!

2007-10-30 08:11:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

My Son rang to wish me H.B. but he didn,t want to chat, which was strange. A couple of minutes later the phone rang and I had a recorded message babbling on about Gatwick Airport and Family Holidays. I thought it was a scam and ignored it. My Son rang again to see if I had got the meesage and the upshot was that I have... a 2 week, booked and paid for, holiday abroad with my Son, D-I-Law and 3 Grandchildren next July!! How cool is that?

2007-10-30 08:04:59 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees. Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?" One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU have to go and eat the cleaner!"

2007-10-30 05:51:45 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5

Going through some stored emails, I came across this list:

Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."

Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.

Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

2007-10-30 05:22:36 · 19 answers · asked by Lady G 6

The smallest mistakes are stored in the memory.

2007-10-30 04:48:38 · 51 answers · asked by ? 5

about him and laid his hands upon you and healed all of your infirmities and regrew all the missing parts of your body internally as well as externally. Your physique regressed to that 20, 30, or 40 years earlier and you were in your 50's, 60's or 70's, would you tout him as the second coming? Or:
A) Have him arrested for healing without a license?
B) Go about your life as before?
C) Lead a healthier life than you have been living?
D) Forget about it?

2007-10-30 04:32:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've been retired for a while now. And had a lot to do with taking care of my family. Helping my kids get settled after they moved out. And taking care of my elderly father etc. Now that everything has been taken care of, I find myself with nothing to do. Any suggestions on how I should fill my day?

2007-10-30 03:44:56 · 16 answers · asked by Joshua 6

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that
maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and
made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so
that the Boss might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a
few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked "What in the name of god are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss
asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"



(You're gonna love this..... )







She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!

2007-10-30 03:34:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

2007-10-30 03:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc?. I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my finance is still a virgin - in every way"

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; .... an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."

He immediately drops his pants and replies, ..."Look at this, still in the CRATE!"

2007-10-30 03:25:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."

So that's what Rich did.

The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said Joe.

"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

2007-10-30 03:22:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.

She's such a *****.....

2007-10-30 03:15:36 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

Art Linkletter talked to little kids and their answers were so cute and laughable. I can't remember what it was called?

2007-10-30 03:04:57 · 16 answers · asked by lilabner 6

In my area NPR's best station is 88.5 FM..

I love Sunday's beginning at 7 pm. where they air the BIG BROADCAST....old radio shows such as: Johnny Dollar; Dragnet; Gunsmoke; Nick Carter; Gangbusters and Mercury Theatre, to name a few

2007-10-30 02:48:30 · 14 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

Lived mostly in the bathroom. Most painful flu I ever had!!

2007-10-30 02:21:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So, he asked his
> >accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your worst clothing and an
> >old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a pauper," the accountant
> >replied.
> >
> >He then asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice:
> >"Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and an expensive
> >tie."
> >
> >Confused, the man went to his Parish Priest who would surely know the
> >correct answer. He told him of the
> >conflicting advice he had received, and asked what he should do.
> >
> >"Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest. "A woman, about to be
> >married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. Her mother
> >advised, "Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to
> >your neck and wool socks." But when the woman asked her best friend,
> >she got conflicting advice: "Wear your sexiest negligee, with a V-neck
> >right down to your navel.'"
> >
> >The man did not understand. "But, Father, what does all this have to do
> >with my problem with the IRS?"
> >
> >"It doesn't matter what you wear," replied the Priest, ......"You're
> >going to get screwed."
> >

2007-10-30 02:21:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-30 00:59:42 · 35 answers · asked by slk29406 6

I would not, because I feel I am the person today because of all the things that happened yesterday......Good or Bad, they helped in making ME.

2007-10-30 00:43:49 · 20 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

and a gentle breeze blows in the air.......Do you enjoy Fall and the holidays it brings with it?

2007-10-30 00:40:45 · 26 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

I am afraid, that with all the things that have been going on the site is not longer fun. It used to be. I will miss many, many of you, and some have my email, and if anyone wants to keep incontact, I would be so happy. So to you all-
"The Temptations
Goodbye, no use leading with our chins

This is where our story ends
Never lovers, ever friends
Goodbye, let our hearts call it a day
But before you walk away
I sincerely want to say:-

I wish you bluebirds in the spring
To give your heart a song to sing
And then a kiss, but more than this
I wish you love
And in July a lemonade
To cool you in some leafy glade
I wish you health
But more than wealth
I wish you love
My breaking heart and I agree
That you and I could never be
So with my best
My very best
I set you free
I wish you shelter from the storm
A cozy fire to keep you warm
But most of all when snowflakes fall
I wish you love"

Keep in touch My Love to ALL
justme/Annelle,

2007-10-30 00:19:39 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-29 23:40:58 · 15 answers · asked by slk29406 6

Lord, I hated those big clunky shoes, and I had to wear them with uniforms until I was 16

2007-10-29 23:23:05 · 22 answers · asked by slk29406 6

2007-10-29 23:20:02 · 15 answers · asked by slk29406 6

loved it!

2007-10-29 23:16:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-29 23:05:31 · 22 answers · asked by slk29406 6

Society and Culture, click, Cultures and groups, click, Senior Citizens, click!

2007-10-29 22:53:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous