Frogs Legs
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."
That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to herself and thought "I don't *cking think so.
2007-10-30 08:18:25 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
LMAO
and to answer your question, I think she was hungry! lol x
2007-10-30 08:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I would stick the bugger in my pocket and never kiss it -- a talking frog could be worth some bucks. ha!! Or, as the new generation little kid would say when the teacher asked him what the princess said to the frog--he would answer, holy $hit a talking frog.
2007-10-30 15:58:54 · answer #2 · answered by lilabner 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I think this Princess is my kind of person.
Yes, I like Frogs Legs, too!
2007-10-30 15:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by Cranky 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol I assume we are talking about a modern day princess as women had no rights in the past.
2007-10-30 18:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-10-30 19:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL! LOL!
That princess a very smart girl.
2007-10-30 16:34:27 · answer #6 · answered by doxie 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Guess I can be content at being just a horny old toad. ;0]
2007-10-30 16:45:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
fotcl falling off the chair laughing. good one.
2007-10-30 18:37:33 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT'S a princess!
2007-10-30 15:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by Kacky 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Belly laugh! Thanks for all the humor today. WE need you to liven this place up. Thank goodness you are blind to the thumbs down we are getting.
2007-10-30 15:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋