Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees. Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?" One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU have to go and eat the cleaner!"
2007-10-30 05:51:45 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I think you now must be "Queen of making us smile". This one was a good one too. Where are you coming up with all these fantastic questions or is it a Trades mans secret? I have never heard of any of these questions until now.
Bravo, to the "Queen of making us smile"!!!!
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2014-11-06 00:24:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true! Custodians and lunch room ladies keep a school going. The hospitals, office buildings etc. it makes me mad to learn that any of them make less than $15-20 and hour. Cna's and aregivers too. They are the main ones with hands on--
2007-10-30 15:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That was great. I worked for the Post office for almost 20 years. People were promoted to their level of incompetence.
They did an experiment with a self-directed team, which were workers who needed no supervisors. They were more productive & cut overtime & sick leave. The supervisors disbanded them since they were losing their jobs!
2007-10-30 12:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The best joke on here this year LOL hope they took their indigestion remedies A few managers I knew certainly gave me the belly ache.
2007-10-30 13:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by inthedark 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
They forgot to clue the poor guy in, that's was really funny, LOL Shows you who's doing the really important work.
2007-10-30 13:04:19 · answer #6 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love it! Our managers and leaders are always around so they would be missed, some of them not sadly!! lol
2007-10-30 14:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely correct! What do managers do anyway? cleaners are missed immediately! (So why don't we pay them well?)
2007-10-30 14:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's right! don't mess with the little guys!
2007-10-30 14:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is this not truer than not? LOL
2007-10-30 12:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋