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tick and untick can anyone help.???

2007-10-31 09:19:34 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5

Rewording this question, sorry for those of you who answered me already -

Something to do with the planets? I know a few of us got into the wine and leaned on each other the last couples of days.

So nice to have a group of people like this. Apparently mercury was taking us on a ride through Libra the sign of love and partners, and couples and all that stuff which left some of us missing people we have lost, and mourning our single state, and confronting liars and manipulators and searching our souls for inner strengths -

Its pretty cool we feel ok reaching out to each other. So who was singing the blues along with me and a number of others?

Are we feeling better ? I know I am feeling much better and a lot of it is the kind people here. Thank you so much

2007-10-31 09:03:34 · 18 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

Ribbit ribbit
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and and then put it back.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and then put it back again.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back again.

Finally, the frog asked, "What IS the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

2007-10-31 08:51:48 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5

I knew a lady who would let her kids go trick or treating. As soon as they got home, she would send them to bed. She would eat their candy. The next morning, she told her kids that the Goblins took their candy! How underhanded is that?

2007-10-31 08:51:39 · 8 answers · asked by kayboff 7

A Guy phones a Hospital and yells: "You've gotta help! My wife's in labour!"

The nurse says: "Calm down. Is this her first child?"

He replies: "No! This is her husband!"

2007-10-31 08:33:57 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5

I know mine are from physical things, a car wreck, and bad relationships.

2007-10-31 08:02:08 · 21 answers · asked by lilabner 6

So sorry to be so gloomy - but tomorrow there will be a special Service that I will go to, when they remember those who have died this year. My very close friend shot herself in the head back in July. She was in America and I am in the U.K but her family sent me a special little picture that was on the wall next to her bed, and also her key ring with 3 angels on - angels of promise, protection, and friendship. I haven't been able to look at those thing and they are packed up and are away in a drawer, It hurts so bad to look at them cos she would have seen that picture as one of the last things she saw. She phoned me to tell me she was going to shoot herself - there was nothing I could do. She shot herself in the head, and lingered for a week before she finally died. Sorry about this - I just wondered if any of you had gone through this?

2007-10-31 06:58:07 · 34 answers · asked by sasha 2

Oops! Sorry, didn't mean to blaspheme but it seemed to fit.
Thanks to all of you for your birthday wishes. Yes, I do have a wonderful Son don't I? but message to GRODNO, don't be fooled by the avatar, I am even more gorgeous in the flesh, (I wish)!!!!!!

2007-10-31 05:56:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's very sweet of people to give me flowers. But I have a problem. I hate it when they give me cut flowers. I prefer a living plant. Anyone else that way?

2007-10-31 05:42:16 · 32 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

I can't remember Dad taking us. I don't remember trick or treating until I started school. My sister and I would go alone and stay out for a couple of hours.

2007-10-31 05:42:07 · 28 answers · asked by kayboff 7

going to the Drive-In, dressed in your pajamas and eating the dinner your Mom brought with her, while you watched the movie from the back seat?

2007-10-31 05:23:41 · 32 answers · asked by penny d 4

And your parents never worried about them!

2007-10-31 05:14:29 · 25 answers · asked by kayboff 7

2007-10-31 05:07:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

record player to keep the record from skipping? This would be 45's and 33 1/2 LPs.

2007-10-31 05:06:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

We put our costumes together from things we had around the house.

2007-10-31 04:59:50 · 26 answers · asked by kayboff 7

2007-10-31 04:58:28 · 4 answers · asked by annie 4

Geez, I never get thru them without some embarrassment of some kind. And our market has gone to these almost exclusively. Grrr. AND they didn't give me my senior citizens discount, it is Tuesday after all. lol

2007-10-31 04:54:50 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just read a question that said 'Is there any website where I can watch babies growing in the wound?
Hilarious.

2007-10-31 04:38:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20071006/hl_hsn/assunlightfadeslookoutforsad

I do.

2007-10-31 04:31:40 · 16 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

know how to do, but were doing it when you got caught at it?

2007-10-31 04:29:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

been before, and without looking at a map or any other means driven right to the spot you were going to? (I know ending a sentence with a preposition is wrong)
I drove from Sacramento to Hollister without looking at a map or signs or anything, right to my older brothers' new house and I was followed by my nieces and nephew. I lost them somewhere and yet I drove right to his house and was sitting in the car for about a half and hour when he showed up after work. My ex-sister-in-law and my nieces and nephew got lost and they had a map. Like you had been there before, but you never were?

2007-10-31 04:28:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

2007-10-31 04:19:13 · 8 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

Then you decide to meet and it is like IKES!

2007-10-31 03:58:27 · 14 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

2007-10-31 03:58:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

please describe what an earthquake, even the tremors, feel like to you. My sister has described the floors moving, etc. I was curious about the rest of you. Thanks.

2007-10-31 03:32:30 · 16 answers · asked by Lady G 6

Telling them what hurts, then they just have to poke at it to see if it really hurts? My doctor did that to my knee yesterday. I looked at her like she'd lost her mind, and she just cracked up. If I'm at the doctor's because something hurts, and I tell them exactly where it hurts and what it feels like, how does it help them to make it hurt more? Good thing I have a sense or humor.

2007-10-31 03:27:06 · 15 answers · asked by Lady G 6

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071031/ap_on_re_us/california_wildfires

How would you respond to this if you were they?

2007-10-31 03:23:20 · 14 answers · asked by Lady G 6

I asked a question last night in a blue mood and was pleasantly surprised to learn that I was liked and appreciated. Lets show the rest of our friends our appreciation!!

2007-10-31 03:09:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

For me, Sean Connery comes first. Pierce Brosnan second.

2007-10-31 03:06:35 · 29 answers · asked by Lady G 6

I know a fair amount about alzheimers and dementia but always find out it is harder to apply what I know to people I am invovled with.
I have been wondering if my friend may have blocked her husbands death and not grieved sufficiently. Then again I've had family who divorced and six months later it was as if they had never known their spouse.

2007-10-31 02:01:27 · 12 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6