Senior Citizens

My three grandsons are a handful to get out of the house on most mornings. Let us just say that they are of an age when arguing about everything is a "fun" pastime!

Today, I have to get all three of them fed their lunches and then dressed in their costumes, all within a half an hour. And TWO of them require some involved makeup, which I think I am going to tone down for their afternoon at school, and only do "for good" for their trick-or-treating after supper.

So who are YOU dressing today?

My oldest will be Hitsugia from an anime program called Bleach.

The middle one of going to be Jack Sparrow.

And the youngest is going to be Jack Skelington from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

2007-10-31 01:19:36 · 12 answers · asked by Susie Q 7

the best type of central heating to have, Gas Or Electric.what do you prefer?

2007-10-31 01:13:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I ve already lost the joy and now I am losing interest fast. The site just isnt the same anymore.
Yahoo is closing down their 360 early next years, so Im thinking in light of what Gladys found out when she rung them that Y!A might also close down. Anyone heard????

2007-10-30 22:20:27 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

As if it helps a "stuck" computer! Haha!
Like tapping a TV or radio in the day.

2007-10-30 21:58:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

A few questions here:

Is this all that I am?
Does any one else miss "Just Me"?
And the questions that "Just Me" asks?

2007-10-30 19:46:16 · 26 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

I'm asking this in the Senior room because I want their opinions. Anyone can answer, I'm explaining why I'm asking this question here.

2007-10-30 17:58:21 · 20 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

2007-10-30 17:51:13 · 27 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

Or maybe you like both.....to give and to receive.....I like both, but will admit I hate to receive something I do not need or want....I will save it and give it to someone else as a gift.....Bad--I know, but I am being honest....

2007-10-30 17:11:13 · 36 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

Can you tell who has money and who doesn't?

2007-10-30 17:07:57 · 22 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

2007-10-30 17:05:55 · 35 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't ***** to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.

And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early,
and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.

And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.

I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.

I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

2007-10-30 16:42:00 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5

I have found that are interested in me, are intelligent women, who have no intention of continuing any relationship other than being a friend, so my question remains what is love?

2007-10-30 15:34:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-30 15:30:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

What would you say about him. his likes, dislikes height, weight, temper, nature and the size of his shoes. I heard the size of the shoes can tell a lot, and has he a sense of humour all this can help you to get the right man if you don't have one.

2007-10-30 15:05:25 · 30 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-10-30 15:04:54 · 15 answers · asked by Riverrat 5

Did you all see Robert Goulet pass at 73 while he was waiting for a lung transplant? Any fond memories ?Or favorite songs?

2007-10-30 14:54:53 · 17 answers · asked by Aloha_Ann 7

Mine is great four out of five. One thinks he is special and we are lower than him.

2007-10-30 14:01:26 · 19 answers · asked by Livelife 5

A stockbroker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.

Distraught, the broker grabs his mobile and calls the cops. Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the broker starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the stockbroker finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.

"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody stockbrokers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the broker.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."

The stockbroker looks down in absolute horror.

"F&*"ing hell!" he screams. "Where's my Rolex?"

2007-10-30 13:45:44 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5

For whatever crazy reason, I have money stored thoughout the house.1 coffee can full of pennies, 1 half full of nickles, dimes and quarters, 1 just recently started with Canadian money only and finally the laundry coffee can. The laundry coffee can is there because those of my household forget to empty their pockets. I have told them, whatever money is found belongs to the laundry room. Well, up to five dollars. Anything above that, they get an ear full then their money. All this collected stashed money is our mad money for those wacky weekends to spend recklessly. LOL
How about you seniors? Do you maintain coffee cans for such money?

2007-10-30 13:12:10 · 27 answers · asked by Tinman12 6

2007-10-30 12:16:06 · 15 answers · asked by MR MOM USMC RETIRED 3

Is anyone on the site not mobile? I have a few friends who are not mobile, and have to depend of Care.

2007-10-30 12:06:20 · 21 answers · asked by Telma G 2

Magic Pan (Crepes) restaurant
Shakey's Pizza Parlor
Rustler's Steakhouse
Wink the sassy one from Canada Dry
Bosco chocolate syrup
National Bohemian beer
Steak & Brew

2007-10-30 11:52:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

I do. Washing piled up, then food shopping, and the dogs need a bath. That is a horror day. I'll be exhausted at the end. Mac Donalds for dinner, and forget my cholestrol

2007-10-30 11:47:31 · 19 answers · asked by Telma G 2

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping and pitch their tent under the stars.

During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce"

Watson says: " I see millions of stars and, even if a few of those have planets, its quite likely there are some planets like Earth and if their are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent...."

2007-10-30 10:52:18 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5

well got there and wouldn't you know it my Doctor called in sick.......so I waited to see if they could squeeze me in some where else, after a wait.....they said I would have to reschedule......I will try for a day in December....

It is about an hour and half drive one way.....could be worse...

2007-10-30 10:43:19 · 16 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

2007-10-30 10:17:10 · 24 answers · asked by sasha 2

They weren't here when I was young but they are now. Seem to be right in their path now and I love them. They are so pretty.....noisey though. LOL...

I love to watch since it seems like if I got on my roof I could pick one off with my hand.....guess I'm lucky I haven't gotten a dropping in my eye. LOL

2007-10-30 10:11:01 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

Any celebrity, any time period.

2007-10-30 10:07:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

My husband and I can communicate with each other by mental telepathy. I sense when he needs to get a phone call from me. I always know when he is ill, even if he is far away from me. My mother and I had this too. Have you had this experience with someone? I've heard that it is very common with twins.

2007-10-30 10:07:11 · 26 answers · asked by Miz D 6

I went to get extra treats today and once I got to the check out....2 bags they couldn't sell me because of recalls. I had heard nothing about it on the news....have you? One is definately gummie eyeballs ...... the other I can't remember.....just a heads up and curious if anyone can list more.

2007-10-30 10:03:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous