A stockbroker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
Distraught, the broker grabs his mobile and calls the cops. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the broker starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the stockbroker finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody stockbrokers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the broker.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."
The stockbroker looks down in absolute horror.
"F&*"ing hell!" he screams. "Where's my Rolex?"
2007-10-30 13:45:44 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Now that is too Funny, I am horse laughing! I needed a good laugh, thanks!
2007-10-30 23:00:11 · answer #1 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You got me royally with this one. I was trying to think of the end of your question as I read it and there was no way I would have gotten this right!! Thank-You for such an awesome day of fantastic questions. Come on you have to let someone know where you are getting these winners!! You always bring a laugh to me.
2007-10-30 15:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that was a good one. Did you see the true story of the guy in a motorcycle race in Europe that had his leg torn off and kept going in the race thinking he just got a bump? I couldn't believe it, he finally pulled over and a guy behind him saved him from bleeding to death. How aware is that one?
2007-10-30 17:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by lilabner 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, absolutely, he was beyond materialistic. LOL I didn't see that one coming.
2007-10-30 14:41:40 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh okay sort of funny
2007-10-31 04:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-10-30 14:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by andy F7 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He deserves it for wearing it on his right arm.
2007-10-31 01:07:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. Love that one too. thanks
2007-10-30 15:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
FUNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Thanks for the laugh - I needed that!
2007-10-30 13:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋