Senior Citizens

on fire.
A good time was had by all.
Last night we went to New Orleans and actually participated in the parade. What a wild night.
I have pictures, if anyone is interested, I'm sure some of them are fit as eye candy. If I can get my husband to down load them, would anyone care to see them?

2007-11-01 08:19:24 · 13 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

My word, do I really sound like that?
To me, it sounds like I have a deep southern draw, while other people tell me that I have no accient at all.
Could I be a prospect for the Jerry Springer show?

2007-11-01 08:11:43 · 23 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

In my school having my senior pic home is a great deal. How much should they cost!

2007-11-01 07:52:01 · 15 answers · asked by Bobbi 1

I like to go on to Seniors to read and answer some interesting questions. I think I am going to read something interesting and all I get is a joke! I am not being a grumpy old bag but if I wanted jokes and riddles....Yes you've guessed it,I would go onto jokes and riddles.
Sorry to all of you who have put Jokes on here, I know they are very funny but can we have some proper questions?

2007-11-01 07:34:48 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

there is an influx of trolls all over yahoo answers.
tara j the college student with at least 7 accounts is out causing as much hate and discontent as he/she can. If you see something inappropriate, racist or hate crime- report them, please.

2007-11-01 07:22:31 · 22 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

Where are you?
What kind of bike did you ride as a child?
What is the email address of your local police department?
Who is your service provider?
Do you bank online?
Would you email my friend at this address & wish them a happy birthday?
What type of soft are you currently using?

Sounds harmless until you see them in a list.

If you have ever answered questions like these , then you are not alone.

I ask you...ARE THESE SAFE to answer when hackers are everywhere & most seniors are using old systems?

2007-11-01 06:06:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm not telling my answer to emptying the tub.

2007-11-01 05:59:11 · 18 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

why is it , that where ever i go.....chances are that Im the smartest person there? and usually the best looking too!!

2007-11-01 05:16:43 · 29 answers · asked by an old guy 3

because we are comfortable with one another, and maybe give a little too much information about ourselves? There is a criminal element among us in society.

2007-11-01 05:16:34 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-01 05:00:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

My husband and I are in a late fifty's Enjoy seeing thing you can't see in a car. Biker people are friendly and are willing to help. We do a lot of riding for breast cancer. Wealso ride for sick children.

2007-11-01 04:59:51 · 16 answers · asked by LDJ 5

I can't seem to focus on one thing too long. I didn't use to be this way. Is anyone else out there with this problem? Could it be part of aging?

2007-11-01 04:38:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Especially during the holiday season. I prefer cash. Then I won't have to try and keep up with all my receipts during the shopping season.

2007-11-01 04:34:32 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous

Not finding the chewing gum until it's all over the dryer?
Finding bits of tissue throughout the clothes in the washing machine and clogging the dryer screen?
Realizing that the coins you find don't compensate you for the frustration?
Finding that those new jeans have dyed the dryer drum blue?

2007-11-01 04:25:50 · 16 answers · asked by felines 5

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."

2007-11-01 04:04:16 · 9 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

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2007-11-01 04:01:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I check in here daily, and would love to join in more, but have been in a funk of sorts lately. The other place helps, because it isn't so limiting. Senior_YA_rejects_and_outlaws@yahoogroups.com

2007-11-01 03:56:32 · 12 answers · asked by felines 5

I can't believe some of the things that come out of her mouth.

2007-11-01 03:55:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

while walking? One day the wind gust was so strong, I was actually picked up and helped across the street. lol

2007-11-01 03:43:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.

For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be followed immediately.

He was in a six-man ward rather than a private room, his meals were too cold or not served to suit his taste, the light needed to be adjusted to his demands, the nighttime activities interfered with his rest... and on, and on.

One afternoon an orderly entered the room. "Time to take your temperature, General."

After growling at the orderly, the general opened his mouth to accept the thermometer.

"Sorry, General, but for this test we need your temperature from the other end."

A whole new barrage of verbal abuse followed, but the orderly was insistent that a rectal temperature was what the test called for.

The general at last rolled over, bared his rear, and allowed the orderly to proceed. The orderly then told the general, "Stay exactly like that and don't move. I'll be back in five minutes to check up on you" and withdrew.

An hour later, the head nurse entered the room, saw the general with his bare rear in the air and gasped, "What's going on here?"

"Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" the general barked.

"Yes I have, General, but with a daffodil?

2007-11-01 03:23:09 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5

Not sounding stereotypical, but many of the home aides that I have seen are women usually Hispanic or from the Islands. All 3 of the aides that was assigned to my grandmother do not speak English well at all, 1 is from Puerto Rico and the other 2 are from Uganda.

Recently my grandmother fell in her apartment below us and had to be sent to the hospital the next morning. It was VERY hard getting the story from the aide working that day being that she speaks little to no English and very hard getting important, specific answers. I don't think we need to go through this communication gap in these emergencies.

You might be good at what you do but if you do not speak the language I speak how can we communicate in emergency cases or get to answer specific questions? This should not be the case. Do you agree?

2007-11-01 02:53:03 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

This woman is a trip!!! I think she loves the media as much as money!! Poor Paul.........!!!

2007-11-01 01:40:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I don't know if it's true but I heard in China they have a program for helping the elderly and I think it's a good idea.
When you are young you volenteer your time , lets say 2 hours per week to go to an elderly persons home and help them.
Things like washing , ironing ,cleaning,company ect for free.In return ,how ever many hours you donate, when you are old you get that many hours free help.
In Australia our goverment is letting down the elderly it may be the same where you live.
I would like your ideas how to get something like this started.
Is it a good idea?
Should it be church run ? If so religion should not be a concideration as to who gets help and who does not.
Should it be goverment run ?
It would need funding , as it would involve administration .Would you donate or should the goverment at least fund it ? I don't feel you can charge the helper or the one being helped that would defeat the purpose
Can you see it working if run properly ?
Any constructive input welcom

2007-11-01 00:58:57 · 14 answers · asked by an-noy 4

I started off on a big hill with no one to teach me around. Kept on rolling and had to squat down till I finally reach the bottom of the hill. I then went to my sisters boyfriend car where it was flat surface in the road and rolled around it holding on. I was 8 yrs old.

2007-10-31 22:03:57 · 25 answers · asked by Livelife 5

It was another age, when you were woken-up gestapo style by these monstrous devices to start a 12 hour shift in the factory.
After running to the end of the garden for a dump, it was on your bike with butty in hand. Anyone remember them?

2007-10-31 21:19:20 · 18 answers · asked by New Sage 2

their best answers - leave it posted for at least 24 hours, but then please pick YOUR best answer. leaving it to go to a vote means that you have no say in what YOU feel is the best, and isn't that why you posted it in the first place?!
and for all of you "this question is in the wrong category" police
it's posted here because i am a senior and so all of my questions and answers are here

2007-10-31 20:07:15 · 18 answers · asked by bassetfreak 5

2007-10-31 19:46:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-31 17:44:03 · 31 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

Long enough? Not long enough? Just about right?

2007-10-31 17:26:50 · 12 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?



A. Money

2007-10-31 16:56:45 · 13 answers · asked by Melissa R 4