I'm not telling my answer to emptying the tub.
2007-11-01 05:59:11 · 18 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near a window?
2007-11-01 06:46:33 · update #1
BEEN THERE...DONE THAT!!!!! Really, my family thought I was crazy and then I thought I was crazy and so I checked into the Nut ward and was scared to death the first two nights and then spent like 5 days just keeping to myself and then made a few friends that didn't belong there and actually enjoyed it for a few days but by the 10th day I was ready to GO! Turns out I wasn't' crazy, I had hypothyroidism!!! So Ladies if you think you belong in one you might what to check your thyroid first!!!!The joke is funny and that's all I have to say about that!! lol!
2007-11-01 13:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would have said that the crazy person would use the teaspoon.
So telling when they are coming to get me with the white coats, and that pretty white jacket everybody gets to wear.
God I hope Nurse Rachet doesn't work there, or I;m in deep
doo-doo.
2007-11-01 10:50:53 · answer #2 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read this a short time ago, and ended up in the asylum! Now, I realize it's best to pull the plug! LOL
2007-11-01 07:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it a nice one I might like it better then the world, sometimes I think it would make it easier but I would miss the grandkids and kids. I also think I would miss my animals to much too.
Your addition is too funny. Thanks
2007-11-01 06:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by doxie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would like my bed near the window. You got me!
2007-11-01 15:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I probably deserve one, but the family says the way I act, they'll never know if I do go 'crazy'. LOL That was funny!!!
2007-11-01 09:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would like a bed by the garden window with a plasma TV and all the cable stations please! No stress. No worries, Just YA and HBO!
2007-11-01 07:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by Granny 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You mean I'm not already IN one? At least that's the way the world feels! lol
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the joke was hilarious!!
2007-11-01 06:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Naw, I'll just circle the drain until I can no longer stay afloat!
2007-11-01 06:26:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i def feel that way sometimes. i have to remember All the little important reasons to stay out in the world
2007-11-01 06:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by Dri G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋