why is it , that where ever i go.....chances are that Im the smartest person there? and usually the best looking too!!
2007-11-01 05:16:43 · 29 answers · asked by an old guy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Yes, but are you smarter then a 5th grader?
2007-11-01 05:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 8⤊ 2⤋
I understand this is a common problem, one of the benefits of growing old is your eye sight goes a little so you cant see the wrinkles when you look in the mirror, and of course our vision of ourselves is subjective - one of life's little perks.
As for being the smartest, I suffer from that affliction too, but have spent a couple of weeks listening and darn there ARE some things I dont know after all. Apparently no one wrote a book about them
Now dont go getting yourself a skateboard and hanging around at the mall or hitting on 20 year old chicks. My daughter who is 25 tells me they HATE it when some old guy thinks he is smooth and starts trying to chat up her and her friends.
2007-11-01 07:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by isotope2007 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Evidently your not going where I am. I am usually the smartest person there, but you can be the best looking. I know I'm not.
2007-11-01 05:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Better look out remember what happened to Cinderella, you might become the first Cinderfella. Don't except an apple from anyone.
2007-11-02 18:19:39 · answer #4 · answered by snow ball 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think It is because you are soooo good looking and very educated. It happens to me all the time too and most people who answered this question. We must not all go to the same place.
2007-11-01 05:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by doxie 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When I was an egocentric young guy and came off the wall with something close to that Mom would say, "I love me who do you love."
2007-11-01 11:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by Ray T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are living a grand Illusion.
and Your Mother is not the Queen of England.
2007-11-01 06:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sit down Dear and I'll make you a cup of tea.
2007-11-01 08:09:05 · answer #8 · answered by penny d 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... Good Question...
I'm guessing that you have been blessed with a Quick Wit, Smooth Features, and Older Friends....
I say, why fight it, it's good for your esteem.
2007-11-01 05:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by Mommacat 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Its called the hall of mirrors syndrome and is incurable but you wont care
2007-11-01 05:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Mainly because you and I obviously have never crossed paths.
2007-11-02 05:02:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋