Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
2007-11-01 04:04:16 · 9 answers · asked by Melissa R 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That's funny right there. I don't care who ya are. :~)
2007-11-01 04:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by michaelyoung_airforce 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That totally explains politicians to a tee. Verrrrrry fuuunnnnneee! And very good too.
2007-11-01 11:27:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just passed this one on to a great many folks, of course the word 'politician' is interchangeable with a LOT of relevant titles! lol thanks!
2007-11-01 13:25:20 · answer #3 · answered by Grace 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outrageously funny and true!
2007-11-01 11:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sure did! LOL
2007-11-01 11:09:59 · answer #5 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the chuckle and grin , now i have one to tell at work this morning. got to run.
2007-11-01 11:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that' funny. ha ha. lol
2007-11-01 20:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by deb2rule 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That helped out alot. I get it now. Thanks so much!!
LOL LOL LOL
2007-11-01 14:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by doxie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well said ((guffaw))
2007-11-01 11:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋