A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2007-10-31 03:58:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
ROFL....they say it always pays to tell the truth [no one will believe ya'!]
And yes, I love to bowl!
2007-10-31 04:12:29 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do like to go bowling. Shame on him for using such a nice sport to cover up his bad behavior. lol
2007-10-31 15:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmm guess we all have room to learn new techniques --- chuckle and a couple yuks
2007-10-31 14:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too had to give it up do to the aches and pains of old age creeping in. But that joke was a goodie. thanks fisherman
2007-10-31 15:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i love bowling.
thats funny.
2007-11-01 09:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetie Pie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant bowl anymore because I have a bad back.
hehe thanks for the smile.
2007-10-31 11:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh. I'll have to tell my bowling team this one.
2007-10-31 11:25:57 · answer #7 · answered by mydearsie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooops! he knows her too well!
2007-10-31 12:59:22 · answer #8 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋