A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
2007-10-31 04:19:13 · 8 answers · asked by Melissa R 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
kinda gross when you think about it....
2007-10-31 06:58:54 · update #1
wow. that one's funny too! keep the jokes coming!
2007-10-31 07:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by deb2rule 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was one smart salesman, gotta give folks what they need. LOL My husband has been in sales many years and got a kick out of that one, thanks.
2007-10-31 14:52:54 · answer #2 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are on the ball today, kiddo. Very funny!
2007-10-31 12:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My all-time favorite joke! One of my mom's friends told me that joke when I was about 12 years old. It's still makes me laugh. Thanks.
2007-10-31 11:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by Miz D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EWWW dont want to know what was in that brownie. thanks for the joke.
2007-10-31 15:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow good one
2007-10-31 11:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by Stacy S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's truly salesmanship ! yuk yuk -- thanks
2007-10-31 13:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh funny. Thanks!
2007-10-31 11:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋