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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and and then put it back.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and then put it back again.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back again.
Finally, the frog asked, "What IS the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
2007-10-31 08:51:48 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That was one smart guy. It's not so hard to find a woman he wouldn't have time for anyway, but a talking frog is a rarity. lol
2007-10-31 09:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Suzi what's talking frog mean then? Only I read the joke just cos it was you wot wrote it and then the end bit got complicated in my head. I mean I do understand that computer boffins don't like to do anything but sit and write programs but if the frog has a double meaning I don't know what it is. Thank you for your time.
Thanks Luvspbr. errrrrrm Suzi sorry I didn't understand lol
2007-10-31 08:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by : 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I just bet you always have a good time, T bet you are a riot to be around , Laughter is very contagious Keep up the questions I t would be nice at times to have a talking frog, maybe not wouldn't want him to repeat something I might say
2007-10-31 10:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by Jan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As I read this I kept asking myself why won't he kiss the frog? And, then I got to the end and it was hysterical! Your laughter in your questions have made so many of us laugh. I send these questions everyday to a friend that now has Stage 4 cancer and he is still laughing. Thank-you Suzie for these questions as you have made a man who is dying forget it for awhile as he then sends them to his friends.
Your questions are sunshine for so many people and you never know who is laughing along with us.
2007-10-31 09:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A talking frog that would be fun. hahahaha
2007-10-31 09:45:33 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Trust a computer nerd.
2007-10-31 09:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol looks like I'm going to have to go into another field.
<-------studying to become a computer programmer =(
2007-10-31 08:56:50 · answer #7 · answered by Joi S 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Egads lady, gimme a break -- my belly aches already ((yuk and chuckle))
2007-11-01 04:14:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Keep them coming Susie.
2007-10-31 09:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by doxie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very good - just sent that to everyone I work with!!!
2007-10-31 08:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by Hedge Witch 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋