On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
2007-10-30 03:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I'm laughing and feeling guilty about it. Poor fella!
2007-10-30 08:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
economic and verbal replace issues? What ridiculous motives to divorce! See a economic counselor, and bypass by Dr. Phil's "relationship Rescue Workbook." you're ending your marriage on your "superb buddy" over some very fixable topics!
2016-10-23 03:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute. our first night was not that easy, I was nervous,and we were tired,wedding ended about 2am and we needed to be off in the morning by 8am. but as the marriage has endured for close to 50 yrs so far, I guess we did ok.
2007-10-30 10:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by lonepinesusan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an old one thats been around but still good
2007-10-30 03:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Grand pa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that was a hoot, yet mean of her! LOL
2007-10-30 03:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!! LOL
2007-10-30 07:47:28 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-10-30 09:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by Diamond 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(blush) that was YOU with the camera ! -- we never knew.
2007-10-30 03:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO, thanks!
2007-10-30 09:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by slk29406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋