Senior Citizens

I have noticed that UK is now
used more than Britain or
England. What do you call
yourselves? British or English?
Or just what is the proper name for your country now?

2007-10-28 15:28:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

These are real doctors reports, sent back to the patients own doctors after their examination at the hospital.The skin was moist and dry.

Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (Long fingers?)

The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. (Excuse me, what are you doing with that pen light?)

She is numb from her toes down.

Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot. (Anatomy review time!)

While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. (An empowered patient.)

The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

2007-10-28 12:44:57 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5

I can't help it. I have my lady dracula costume, which I look really hot in by the way. I enjoy seeing all the kids in costume. Are you planning anything special? Any favorite spooky kind of beverages? Like bloody looking drinks or orange drinks with a kick?

2007-10-28 11:59:32 · 15 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time".

2007-10-28 11:58:57 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5

I know that I could just look it up on the internet, but I prefer something tried and true. Please don't answer, why is this in seniors because if you don't know the answer to that, then you haven't been here to long.
Any one care for my jalepeno stuffed shrimp recipe. If you answer yes, I will add it to this post:~)

2007-10-28 11:51:12 · 12 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

My dad touched my life deeply as he was a man after God's own heart! He died when I was 16 but, all the wisdom he imparted upon me, has never fallen to the wayside! What love he had for me and for all! I was and am very blessed to have had such a wonderful man, as my Dad!

My tribute to Ruth Graham and to my Dad!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzhFyNp3Ja8

2007-10-28 11:17:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

have had the luxury of using an outhouse? Any funny stories?

2007-10-28 11:09:57 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was wondering...as a senior in my mid 60's, where would I look for a good place to move to that is prosperous, not too hot, not much snow, nice people, low rent. Is there such a place?

2007-10-28 11:05:40 · 25 answers · asked by The Recycle Queen 5

ones opinion?everyone knows i have a lot of ferile cats that i feed and try to take care of,well one of the cats was hit yesterday and it has broken her lower spine and her back feet are all crushed together.what should i do with her,i cant kill her my self at all?should i call the county pound and have them get her,or should i let nature take its course and let her die on her own?she eats well and does get around a little on her two front paws,but she is so pitiful.she was the mother cat.eny suggestions.i have no money for a vet and i dont think it would do eny good.i am just in tears.thanks

2007-10-28 10:21:10 · 31 answers · asked by alcaholicdemon 7

what kind of fixing and how much did it cost

2007-10-28 09:53:11 · 21 answers · asked by gggggg 6

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all.”

2007-10-28 09:45:41 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5

What ya all going to be do for thankgiven and christmas this year

2007-10-28 09:42:42 · 18 answers · asked by gggggg 6

the look of ice frozen to tree limbs? With the sun shining it looks like trees encrusted with diamonds!

Too bad it means ice on the roads as well.

2007-10-28 08:04:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

her grieving process. My dear friend Gloria has recently lost her husband Pete. Pete and Gloria have been my best friends from the time I was a 15 year old run away. We have lived on the Island together for many years.
Gloria has gone into a deep depression and keeps collasping. She has surrounded herself with all the photos of Pete that she can find, she even calls his cell phone just to hear his voice.
My husband and I told her that as soon as we close on the property we will be coming to get her and put her in our 42 foot RV, she can live next door to us.
I spoke with her this am and she is so distraunt, I'm afraid if this continues she won't last a month.
I don't have a place to put her until we close on the property. I am so far away from her that it's impossible for me to be there.
She really is a lovely lady, a nurse.
Can anyone give me any ideas as to how to help my good friend out?

2007-10-28 07:49:49 · 17 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

What is the best way to bridge the gap between the elderly and the younger generation specially in todays' times when the younger generation wants to be helpful and caring towards its elders?

2007-10-28 07:43:19 · 7 answers · asked by SHAHAZAD SHAIKH 2

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,305703,00.html

2007-10-28 07:27:55 · 15 answers · asked by Ju ju 6

Just curious if it's a big deal or not. Do you have your own teams there? Personally......I prefere they play the games here.....I think it would be tough for the players with all that traveling etc. Playing on different fields and all. Not to mention the let down for the die hard fans here.

2007-10-28 07:05:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

forward to Haloween or are you dreading it?

2007-10-28 06:09:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

putting on weight during the winter months?

2007-10-28 06:08:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

i'm 60 and thinking about joining

2007-10-28 06:06:43 · 16 answers · asked by gggggg 6

gone back. Is anyone really looking forward to Winter? Apart from Christmas I mean.

2007-10-28 06:06:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

what would you ask for now?

2007-10-28 05:47:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Only been one night, but so far, so good. Quiet most of the night & snored softly when he did. I'm a light sleeper.

2007-10-28 05:47:19 · 6 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7

My dad used to put our worms in them in his shirt pocket when we went fishing. He also put fish hooks in them. Just a memory.

2007-10-28 05:29:31 · 13 answers · asked by lilabner 6

that im in to really old stuff

like all my movie books and technology taste is in to stuff that was around like before i was born

and by the way im 18

just wondering

2007-10-28 05:15:50 · 22 answers · asked by crazee 2

I watch because I like to see the analytical ways they figure out the crimes.

2007-10-28 04:55:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-28 04:37:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-28 04:15:42 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-28 04:03:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

your dream house anywhere you wanted, what would it look like. Above ground, below ground, huge, somber, quiet, what?

2007-10-28 03:55:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous