Senior Citizens

2007-10-27 10:15:41 · 12 answers · asked by Kerilyn 7

you can check at www.redcross.org and see if they are listed

2007-10-27 10:07:37 · 11 answers · asked by slk29406 6

Depending on your country, state amd city the type of event you have locally will vary in the activities, names and times of the year.
Here in north Florida it is time for the County Fair. We only attend when it is to take the grandchildren.
I don't enjoy the crowds, rides or spending too much money for too little safe fun.

2007-10-27 09:53:17 · 19 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

My cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a hugh mock up of a heart made up of flowers. And after everyone said our good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one the mourners burst out laughing. The guy standing next to him asked why are you laughing? I was thinking about my own funeral the man replied. What's so funny about that? I'm a gynecologist.

2007-10-27 09:19:41 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5

I think it was a 2004 DVD. I thought my sister was going to have a heart attack last Thanksgiving when we watched it. She was laughing so hard. What did you think of it? Shadsblatt

2007-10-27 09:18:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

and still have some change left over at the end of the day?

2007-10-27 09:02:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-27 08:58:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

or am I just too juvenile?

2007-10-27 08:52:46 · 47 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7

2007-10-27 08:17:22 · 38 answers · asked by slk29406 6

...choose to eat if, for the next two years you could only eat three things and one beverage??? I would choose bacon, fried egg, toast and coffee with blueberry flavored cream in it.

2007-10-27 08:00:31 · 19 answers · asked by Eve 5

Want to give them as Christmas gifts to my three youngest grandaughters. So far have only found a Shirley Temple set in one of our catalogs (not cheap at all!)....and would love more choices if you know of any. Thanks.

2007-10-27 07:59:52 · 21 answers · asked by night-owl gracie 6

When the new patient walked into see the old Psychiatrist. The Doctor said I am not aware of your problem. So perhaps you could start at the very beginning. Of course the patient replied, in the beginning, I created the heavens, and the Earth......

2007-10-27 07:28:15 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-10-27 07:28:14 · 22 answers · asked by slk29406 6

Do you ever go outside on a nice autumn's night, With a clear sky above. In the company of your spouse enjoy a nice glass or two of home made wine? Your under the stars, enjoying a nice brisk air, bundled up next to your best friend which happens to be your spouse (wife in my case, she is my best friend) and look for shooting stars and satellites. And she says, one more glass, do an eskimo kiss and just live life again?

2007-10-27 07:26:10 · 14 answers · asked by Tinman12 6

2007-10-27 07:26:07 · 21 answers · asked by slk29406 6

I know many of you are such talented artists and I have had the honor of seing some of it

I create jewelry using sterling silver or beads

2007-10-27 07:24:33 · 31 answers · asked by slk29406 6

Instead of giving out Halloween candy this year, check out these 10 fun alternatives to give out on Halloween night:


Sugar free gum
Vampire teeth
Halloween stickers
Party favor sunglasses
Small cans of playdoh
Noisemakers
Pencils with Halloween erasers
Halloween bouncy balls
Temporary tattoos
Small bottles of bubbles

About.com >
http://dentistry.about.com/od/childrensdentistry/a/halloween1.htm

2007-10-27 06:56:19 · 23 answers · asked by kayboff 7

I grew up watching Red Skelton and always thought he was the best. After I grew up and watched some of the reruns....he seems sort of chauvinistic, what do you think?

2007-10-27 06:48:44 · 16 answers · asked by kayboff 7

lose 20 pounds jamming, stompin' song ever made during our era?

2007-10-27 05:54:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

i would, he know who he is, se is always on seniors, he never worries about a card or anything but i want to wish him a good one


best wishes to you


xxx vici


can you guess who it is

2007-10-27 05:53:59 · 18 answers · asked by vici 4

A NUN & A CABBIE

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.

When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.

I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull in to the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

2007-10-27 05:18:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

and what are the pros and cons of where you live

2007-10-27 05:11:17 · 27 answers · asked by gggggg 6

I'm talking about REAL fear that scares ya right from the gut. Makes your heart pump a gallon of blood a minute!!! I totally adore dogs but my biggest fear is hearing a snarl then a growl and looking behind me to see a huge Rottweiler looking right in my eyes with his teeth showing, drool running from his mouth and getting ready to run after me. I'm sure this will never happen but once when I walked my little dog, I had 2 pit bulls chase me into a yard with a fence that I locked just before they got to us. That was terrifying!!!

2007-10-27 04:08:14 · 23 answers · asked by Wet Doggie 5

when you know that they are here
they have always been here
and they will always be here
I don't get wound up about it I just go fishing
and I want you to let go of all your frustrations and go with me

2007-10-27 04:04:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Happy Birthday Hubby
>> Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or
>> playing
>> basketball at the gym.
>> His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so
>> for his birthday
>> she takes him to a local strip club.
>> The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey,
>> Bob! How ya doin?"
>> His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this
>> club before.
>> "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
>> When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd
>> like his usual and
>> brings over a Budweiser.
>> His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and
>> says,
>> "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
>> "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We
>> share lanes with
>> them."
>> A stripper then comes over to their table, throws
>> her arms around
>> Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says
>> "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
>> Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
>> out of the club.
>> Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.
>> Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside
>> her.
>> Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper
>> must have mistaken
>> him for someone else, but his wife is having none
>> of it.
>> She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
>> calling him every 4
>> letter word in the book.
>> The cabby turns around and says,
>> "Geez Bob, you picked up a real ***** this time."

2007-10-27 03:51:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I organized our family reunion in my forties, a gathering of 84 people, passing out a packet of info. One sheet was divisions by age. I drew elders from 70. Funniest thing to me now at 60 is if I'm middle age, I would presume to live to 120.

2007-10-27 03:43:35 · 9 answers · asked by Dinah 7

An uncle a few generations ago was tarred and feathered for "giving succor to the enemy." He and his family had provided shelter and food for the widow of a Union soldier.

Actually, the embarrassment wasn't ours, but that of the ones who did the tarring and feathering.

2007-10-27 03:31:53 · 35 answers · asked by felines 5

I went to replace our VCR yesterday only to find out they've quit making the ones that hook up with coaxial cable and can be used with analog TVs and can be programmed.

They're ready for digital. I'm NOT.

2007-10-27 03:29:05 · 15 answers · asked by felines 5

Grapefruit scent will make middle aged women appear six years younger to men. The perception is not reciprocal and the grapefruit scent on men has no effect on women's perception.

2007-10-27 03:01:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-27 02:37:46 · 3 answers · asked by Yahoo 4