2007-10-27 08:58:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Minnesotans often joke about themselves. And since hunting is so engrained here, there's lots of hunting jokes. Two hunters were flown in a remote area. They shot three bears - cell phoned the plane to come back. The pilot said three bears would be too heavy. The hunters argued that the pilot last year with the same type plane didn't say three bears were too heavy. The pilot conceeded and everything was loaded. The plane barely got off the ground and then dropped in the bushes. The three men climbed out of the wreckage. One hunter asked, "Where are we?" The other said, "I think we're real close to where we crashed last year."
2007-10-27 13:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Derail 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your question could be the funniest joke I've ever heard! LOL I suck at remembering jokes, even really funny ones.
2007-10-27 13:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by Granny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get over 5 jokes a day from my friends, and there is no way that I could choose a favorite.
this is the latest one.
Subject: Game Warden
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."
The boy looked down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm.
Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"
The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his *** and let him go!!"
2007-10-27 09:30:07 · answer #3 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old one--scaled down. Guy is sure his wife is cheating on him. He leaves for work as usual and sneaks back up to their apt. on the 8th floor. Sure enough his wife was in bed nude, he rifles the entire apt. and can't find anyone. In his rage he opens up the door to the patio and throws out the refrigerator, the handle catches on his belt loop and takes him with it. Next day he is at St. Peter's door and another guy is there with him. He looks at him and said what happened to you--the other guy says you first so he tells of his rage, the other guy says--well, here I was innocently sitting in a refrigerator. ;0)
2007-10-27 11:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by lilabner 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Before he came to America and met Pocahantas, John Smith was a Royal Navy captain when England was at war with Spain. His orders were to station his ship in the English Channel and, if he spotted any Spanish ships, he was to proceed towards the rest of the Royal Fleet and alert them without taking action against the Spaniards.
One day the topman yelled: "Spanish sail on the horizon!".
"How many?", yelled Smith.
"One sir!", replied the topman.
"Very well", said Smith. "Drummer, beat to quarters, Cabin boy lay below and fetch my red shirt". Upon receiving the red shirt, Smith put it on, sailed towards the Spanish ship and sank it.
The next day the topman alerted him that there were two Spanish ships on the horizon. Smith gave the identical orders to the drummer and the cabin boy, sailed forth and sank both Spanish ships.
At this point the cabin boy was curious and asked Smith about the red shirt. He told the cabin boy it was simple leadership. If he were shot, the blood wouldn't show and his crew would tend to their duties without worrying about their Captain's safety.
Two days later the topman again alerted about Spanish ships on the horizon. "How many?" inquired Smith. "Eighteen!", answered the topman. "Very well", said Smith. "Drummer, beat to quarters. Cabin boy, law below and fetch me my brown trousers!".
2007-10-27 12:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by desertviking_00 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
every time i think i've heard the funniest joke, Fisherman posts a new one and has me laughing like a fool!
2007-10-27 11:47:11 · answer #6 · answered by mary s 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My email is so full of funnies every day takes me over an hour to look at them and forward the best ones on to all my contacts. Tealc that one just cracked me up. that is the best out of all I got today.
2007-10-27 10:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
saw a bumber sticker recently
"Why can't closed minds came with closed mouths?"
2007-10-27 09:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Luken 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
* His hand caught on fire !!! *
2007-10-27 15:21:23 · answer #9 · answered by Diana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not remember.
2007-10-27 09:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by Wrong number 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋