Happy Birthday Hubby
>> Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or
>> playing
>> basketball at the gym.
>> His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so
>> for his birthday
>> she takes him to a local strip club.
>> The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey,
>> Bob! How ya doin?"
>> His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this
>> club before.
>> "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
>> When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd
>> like his usual and
>> brings over a Budweiser.
>> His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and
>> says,
>> "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
>> "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We
>> share lanes with
>> them."
>> A stripper then comes over to their table, throws
>> her arms around
>> Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says
>> "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
>> Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
>> out of the club.
>> Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.
>> Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside
>> her.
>> Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper
>> must have mistaken
>> him for someone else, but his wife is having none
>> of it.
>> She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
>> calling him every 4
>> letter word in the book.
>> The cabby turns around and says,
>> "Geez Bob, you picked up a real ***** this time."
2007-10-27 03:51:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Naw, no cabs in our towwn -- no stripper club either, Ms Murphy don't keep her window shades down though.
2007-10-27 09:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Bob's in big do do now! LOL
Yes we have a few cab companies in our town. Plus two or
three medical shuttle cab companies as well. All are privately
owned.
2007-10-28 14:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great material! You must be a stand-up comic. You have a future on Comedy Central!!
2007-10-27 16:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one keepem comin
T4
2007-10-27 11:22:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, yes, we do have cab service in our town, but one would hope there are no whistleblowers like this one! Oh, wait! Did you say CAD service?
2007-10-27 10:56:25 · answer #5 · answered by felines 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Women lie much better than men! lOL
2007-10-27 11:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahaahah I love it !
2007-10-27 11:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by Lizzy-tish 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is a hoot !!!
2007-10-27 10:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMO thanks again so much!
2007-10-27 11:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋