My cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a hugh mock up of a heart made up of flowers. And after everyone said our good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one the mourners burst out laughing. The guy standing next to him asked why are you laughing? I was thinking about my own funeral the man replied. What's so funny about that? I'm a gynecologist.
2007-10-27 09:19:41 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Cute, Imagine if he were a proctologist
2007-10-27 09:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋
I went to a funeral for a friend who was a comedian writer and a sometimes joke Elvis impersonator
as his casket was being wheeled out of the Church
someone yelled " the King has left the building"
everyone stood up and gave the dead guy a standing ovation
2007-10-27 16:29:31 · answer #2 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
There is no way that I can top this one. And, I applaud you as someone finally someone left Goldwing without nary a word. He is one I have seen who usually has a quick answer that is pretty funny too.
Eh, it may be the weather. These questions have been the best one today!!
2007-10-27 17:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by sherry 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Definitely returning from whence we came.
Me. I`ve ordered a brass band to lead the cortege, playing rousing marches.
2007-10-27 16:32:21 · answer #4 · answered by firebobby 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
What a great joke. I wish I thought I'd remember it tomorrow.
2007-10-27 19:47:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the laugh
2007-10-27 16:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
RFLMAO that was the best yet. I keep saying that but they just keep getting better. I love this place.
2007-10-27 17:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol You are on a roll today, sweetie. Thanks. They would have had to carry me out of there. I would still be laughing so hard I wouldn't be able to stand.
2007-10-27 17:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oh funnyee
2007-10-27 19:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-27 20:24:52 · answer #10 · answered by Ruth 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋