A NUN & A CABBIE
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull in to the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
2007-10-27 05:18:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That made my evening, I kid you not. That was so funny I
laughed out loud. And then hubby wanted to know what was
so funny and I read it to him. And he laughed and said it
was cute too. There's not much that can pull him away from
a movie he's watching. So you did a good job sending this
one in. Thanks!
2007-10-27 18:57:23 · answer #1 · answered by Lynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke for the holiday. I can get some mileage out of this one.
2007-10-27 17:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, a bit of a groaner, but good, nonetheless.
2007-10-27 16:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Better be careful on that night... you just never know! LOL
2007-10-27 15:13:17 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS - - - is very funny!
2007-10-27 20:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
P r e t t y s a d .............but it makes the belly shake -- thanks
2007-10-27 16:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAOPIMP, that is GREAT!
2007-10-27 12:47:10 · answer #7 · answered by slk29406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for brightening my day.
T4
2007-10-27 12:42:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋