Senior Citizens

I noticed that mine has them. I use them to wipe the handle of the cart.

2007-10-26 11:38:36 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

do you ask if there a another older drug with similar effects and has been around for a while (with a safety profile) or do you take what he gives you? In other words, do you trust the new drugs out there?

2007-10-26 11:33:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Single men come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married men come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge. lol

2007-10-26 11:28:25 · 38 answers · asked by ? 5

cigarette/alcohol advertising from TV?

2007-10-26 11:12:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I absolutely DETEST the commercial for Enzyte with Smili' Bob, I just want to slap that sh*t eating grin OFF his face

2007-10-26 10:49:30 · 27 answers · asked by slk29406 6

I took a train ride to see the eagles nesting ground and it really does look like the mountains are smoking!!!

2007-10-26 10:27:55 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

Snow Derby- at the bowling alley in Tacoma, Washington. I went into labor with the first kid while playing that. It was the only thing we could afford as entertainment and we played for hours unless it TILTED.

2007-10-26 08:51:42 · 14 answers · asked by kriend 7

SON OF A ***** FISH

The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he
hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.
The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a *****!"
"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"
"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is -- a Son of a ***** fish!"
"Really? Well, then, help me land this Son of a *****!"
Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
"Father, that's the biggest Son of a ***** I've ever seen."
"Yes, it is a big Son of a *****. What should I do with it?"
"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as
Son of a *****!"
Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.
While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
"Take a look at this big Son of a ***** I caught!"
Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"
"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is -- a Son of a ***** fish!"
"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a *****?"
"Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of a
Son of a *****."
Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit
in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a ***** for his dinner.
"I'll even clean the Son of a *****," she said.
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.
"What are you doing Sister?"
"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a ***** for the new Bishop's dinner."
"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!"
"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a ***** fish."
"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it,
and that Son of a ***** can be the main course!"
"Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a *****."
On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar
had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.
The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"
"I caught that Son of a *****!" proclaimed the proud priest.
"And I cleaned the Son of a *****!" exclaimed the Sister.
The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a *****, using a special recipe!"
The new Bishop looked around at each of them.
A big smile crept across his face as he said,
"You ******* are my kind of people!"

2007-10-26 08:33:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

email each other? If one of them threatens to commit suicide could it be considered a hostage situation? If one of them has a baby are the other personalities technically aunts or uncles?

Can you imagine what its like if all the personalities are back seat drivers? How would they decide who drives?

If one of the personalities beats up on another one, could an assault charge be filed?

Just off the top of my head with this, I am sure there are more considerations and problems - do you know any? FYI this IS a joke.

2007-10-26 08:16:06 · 24 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

My Uncle went every year. We bathed and brushed the Beagles, Redbone, and the other hounds and went in his old blue pick up truck.

2007-10-26 08:13:12 · 8 answers · asked by kriend 7

who they were, what they and their families were like, what the worries of the times were then, the cost of things then.

I am fascinated by old buildings and just wish the walls could talk.

2007-10-26 06:15:24 · 25 answers · asked by slk29406 6

In the past 2 months my snoring has gotten the best of me....You can hear me at the opposite end of the house.......HELP!!!

2007-10-26 05:54:43 · 15 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

2007-10-26 05:52:30 · 18 answers · asked by kayboff 7

When I first saw this it overwhelmed me with emotion.
Not many people will remember Paul Robeson that is why I have put it here in Senior Citizens, but this young lady must be very much familiar with his music to be able to do this so well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5yZKlCom0U

2007-10-26 05:51:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Whats going to end up killing u? anything come to mind? Crazy neighbors? Global warming? Rabid chipmunks?

2007-10-26 05:31:57 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

video games increased their mental acuity and their hand/eye coordination. How many of you play video games? X-box, Nintendo, Playstation, etc?

2007-10-26 05:31:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

that killed kids that went "parking" in the woods? That terrified me. They said they found his hook and blood was everywhere and the kids were dead

2007-10-26 05:27:07 · 16 answers · asked by slk29406 6

I actually LOOKED for them too. LOL Ahhh, a clueless blonde.

2007-10-26 05:22:53 · 21 answers · asked by slk29406 6

back then that was like dueling organs or dueling pianos? Maybe I am just having a senior moment, but I thought there was one?

2007-10-26 04:49:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Not being rude but where are you both?
After publicly announcing my mind goes blank on here, I am having my finest hour by asking some reasonable questions and also giving some silly answers.
Come on Guys!

2007-10-26 03:57:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

I thought I'd put it up early since we have so much trouble changinf avatars, but this seems to have worked! (Last year's costume. though.)

2007-10-26 03:36:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Yesterday I spent 15 minutes finding my choir folder, set it down to put on my coat and went to choir. I got there and asked my daughter where my folder was - it was still on the kitchen table!!!

(Unfortunately, I don't think this is a function of age with me!)

2007-10-26 03:31:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

My Son-in-law used to force my 2 Grandsons to finish their huge dinners as they were growing up often resulting in one of them literally gagging. It used to upset me a lot.
Now, they are both strapping bean poles! That's the only way I can describe an 18 and 19 year old who are both over 6 foot but weigh slightly less than they should.
I actually thought they would grow up to be fat! How wrong can you be?

2007-10-26 03:20:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

5 cent cokes 5 cent coffee 5 cent candy or the old big hunk candy or a big chief note book

2007-10-26 03:08:31 · 23 answers · asked by gggggg 6

The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted!

2007-10-26 03:02:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just joined this place. I am hooked now. Keep runnin' into different places - hearing 'dinging' sound frequently. Answered a few questions but now can't find where I answered them. Oh no - there's the 'dinging' sound again. MUST GO - where am I?

2007-10-26 02:28:04 · 32 answers · asked by sasha 2

2007-10-26 02:16:18 · 11 answers · asked by joe 6

Well I just came online to check my emails, and wey hey here I am again. Can't stop clicking ! I am hungry, I have to go out to shop, have to clean house - HELP PLZ.

2007-10-26 02:13:59 · 27 answers · asked by sasha 2

A man lies sprawled across three of the theatre's best stalls seats.
The usherette tells him "Sorry sir, but you are only allowed one seat"
The man just groans.
Usherette says, "Sir if you don't get up I will have to call the manager"
The man groans again, so she fetches the manager.
Who politely asks, "Excuse me sir, what is your name?"
"Sam" the man grunts.
"Where are you from Sam?" asks the manager.

Sam groans. "The balcony!"

2007-10-26 01:56:56 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5

I want to join a friendly group to exchange e-mails on any topic, preferably with humour and courtesy

2007-10-26 01:29:29 · 10 answers · asked by margaret d 1