Single men come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married men come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge. lol
2007-10-26 11:28:25 · 38 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
very good one...thanks for the info, and to answer the question (not that it matters), I now understand! Peace, Phil
2007-10-26 11:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was true with my first wife, but my second wife is still a hottie after 15 years of marriage, but of course she is 17 years younger then me.
I was always skinny but did gain weight in my thirties and had to loose about 25 pounds and kept it off for over 6 years then my second wife was never married very young only 23 at the time and fed me real good. I warned her that if I ate seconds and thirds I would balloon out but she did not care. Fifty pounds later she still loves me.
WR
2007-10-28 02:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Single men try to do the job....once they do...they think it's over. Women do the job and then worry about keeping what they have.....including having children and everything. What has stunned me....is after ALL that time you'd think you could take a breather when you get old....BUT NO!@!! it still goes on! Difference is...older women don't care anymore....being alone is better than dancing on egg shells trying to pretend their 18 again. I really would like a distorted mirror in my room that tells me I'm a babe...when I'm not. My husband looks in his and his age just dissappears......he really thinks he's still a stud muffin.....LOL
2007-10-26 13:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny. I hope it is because we women are such good cooks though. I read the average newly married man gains up to 25 pounds in the first year. So one would hope newlyweds dont pick the fridge over going to bed. hahaha
2007-10-26 14:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats good but being married to a former home Economics teacher puts on the table muscle
2007-10-26 13:20:12 · answer #5 · answered by Grand pa 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I do not know but I think married men tend on the whole to live longer and be healthier
2007-10-27 02:10:41 · answer #6 · answered by Scouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Heard it before. If the man is rich, women never forget that the way to a man's heart is though his stomach.
2007-10-27 01:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No,no, no.
They get plump because:
A. There wives are such good cooks.
B. They sit in front of the TV half the night drinking beer.
C. They don't have to keep in shape anymore, they already
have the girl of their dreams.
2007-10-26 11:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol.. I think most men (not all) have good women around to cook, while they veg out on the couch waiting for supper..lol
2007-10-26 18:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and true. My hubby has gained 30 lbs. in 3 years. Of course he quit smoking too.
2007-10-26 12:11:27 · answer #10 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋