email each other? If one of them threatens to commit suicide could it be considered a hostage situation? If one of them has a baby are the other personalities technically aunts or uncles?
Can you imagine what its like if all the personalities are back seat drivers? How would they decide who drives?
If one of the personalities beats up on another one, could an assault charge be filed?
Just off the top of my head with this, I am sure there are more considerations and problems - do you know any? FYI this IS a joke.
2007-10-26 08:16:06 · 24 answers · asked by isotope2007 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I know it can be a serious problem but come on, this is a joke.
2007-10-26 08:29:08 · update #1
Do you suppose they fight over the household chores? What if two of them get mad at each other and refuse to sleep in the same bed?
2007-10-26 08:41:30 · update #2
If 2 of them fell in love would the others be jealous?
2007-10-26 08:43:12 · update #3
would it be incest?
2007-10-26 08:43:39 · update #4
would they be eligible for a group discount? What if 2 are democrats, and 3 are republicans? Is it unconstitutional to not allow them all to vote?
2007-10-26 09:17:53 · update #5
FYI I am disabled person , have worked with disabled people a lot of my life, and being able to joke and laugh about your disabilities keeps you sane and alive, better than the alternative, to let yourself get so depressed over your situation that you decide to just cash it in.
2007-10-26 11:18:28 · update #6
I made up all of these except the hostage one, so how could they be older than dirt? unless I have multiple personalities and dont realize it,
If one gets drunk do they all suffer the hangover?
2007-10-26 11:21:25 · update #7
Has NO ONE ELSE realized that Isotope is referring to the trolls we get on here, and their propensity for making up multiple identities with which to torture us?
Personally I think it is a great way to get a dig at them without actually coming out and stating that it is what you are doing. But since there are starting to be misunderstandings, it is more than time to come clean with "the truth"!
2007-10-26 10:06:17 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Woudnt you think that people with multiple personalities shoudnt have to sleep? I mean, come on, each personality could be aware 12 hours a day, and sleep 12 hours a day! Plenty of time! And with all that productivity, shouldnt these people make some of the most money in the country? Two people, two full-time jobs, but only 1 rent check or car payment! What a deal!
2007-10-26 08:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by bmwdriver11 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-27 22:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by woodell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OmG this is so funny, believe it or not I come from a family of 10 and we have a sister like this for real, most of the six of us left talk weekly and some of us daily, shes 72 now ,and we do know one of her personality likes to spend money , and the other gets mad, she is from Michigan and has children in N,c, she goes back and forth every 2 mos,and, says what am I doing here. I could go on and on But we all know now we have to put her in a home, ( but we don't know which one ha ha 0
2007-10-26 09:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jan 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I hope your not practicing your routine on us to start a career in comedy. The jokes are older than dirt. Funny but still very old.
2007-10-26 10:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by WACVET75 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To those here who are so politically correct, give me a break! Comedy is comedy..when you do not make comedy of EVERYONE at one time or another, you are discriminating, whether you realize it or not...no one would laugh harder at this than an MPD!
And yes, Iso knows exactly what she is doing, I find the thing funny as hell. Peace to all, Goldwing
2007-10-26 11:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It would make a great TV program, I agree!
If they got into a car accident, could they all sue?
If one got pregnant, could another one give birth?
Which name is on the birth certificate?
Can one personality sue for child support from the other personality
If one personality got a ticket and their license suspended, could the other personality drive?
If one personality was drunk, could the other personalty drive?
If one personality lost their job, could the others work?
oops Iritadragon, I was slow in the draw about the trolls. my bad, sorry
My patient with schizophrenia was having an episode all afternoon, it was a L O N G afternoon
2007-10-26 10:05:41 · answer #7 · answered by slk29406 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I've sent an email to several of my personalities. one is sulking, one doesn't know how to use the computer and one is mumbling about why it wasn't asked first .. the others are ignoring this one at present .. so there (and yes same from me)
2007-10-26 10:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by The old man 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It would be hard to figure who did what, but they'd always have someone else to blame it on. Seriously, you could do a stand up act with some of the things you think. LOL
We know you're only joking.
2007-10-26 10:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well, lemme see ....LOL....most of them don't really know each other...and can't speak at the same time; so no problem with the back seat drivers...the strongest one would come forward and be the driver...and that;'s usually the meanest one! LOL
And naw, if one of them gets pregnants the others aren't necessarily aunts and uncles - sometimes they aren't even related!...LOL
You are 2 funny today! [but this IS a sign of a brilliant mind! keep it up!]
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I just read chip monks answer....almost guffawed loudly for everyone to hear in my office!
2007-10-26 08:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 4⤊ 4⤋