Senior Citizens

Sandy Duncan? Can you believe airplanes circling the airport was happening even then? Have you ever been stuck on a plane for an hour or two? I think I'd go nuts. Still it was a funny movie.

2007-10-24 17:19:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Read it for yourself if you want.
50plus.com
http://50plus.com/display.cfm?libraryID=106&cabinetID=323&documentID=16796

2007-10-24 15:30:48 · 11 answers · asked by kayboff 7

Now I am really angry. This is under "Cultures and Groups", then UNDER that "Seniors"
That suggest to me, that his is a site where Senior can ask, answer and say what they fell. don;t these people think? that:_
1) Many of the folks here are NOT moblie, and it is very hard for them to get out and about, so they get on this site to interact with people of their OWN age. I mean what on earth do they have in common with 14 -18 years old. Although we do WELCOME them here.
2) I am still very mobile, but what does it matter what we talk about really? Think of all those on this site who are lonely, frail and just enjoy talking with us. They have problems, so do we all. This site is a SPECIAL SITE.
3) It is a site, where, we can give the lonely ones, love and a bit of amusement, a laugh, and answer a well needed prayer.
4) For those "so called" intellectuals, if you want your pseudo pshycology, philosophy and all the other "stimulation", there are plenty of other catergories you can go to.

2007-10-24 15:19:56 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

if they where told that for one week they could not have use of computers, video games, cell phones and i pods, do you think they would go crazy?!? most of the young people have grown up with this stuff. I grew up in the 80's and the big thing for us was nintendo. i even remember how excited we where when we first got out first VCR. I remember a time when if you could not reach someone at home you had to wait for them to come home to talk to them on the phone. what are your thoughts?

2007-10-24 15:15:56 · 17 answers · asked by carriec 7

We heard the latest this afternoon, on the radio, and again by
Katie Couric awhile ago. I'm not sure if two or three people
were involved. But they killed one and one got away. With all of
the devastation of homes and now lives and injuries, what do
you think would be the appropriate vindication by the law?

2007-10-24 15:05:10 · 11 answers · asked by Lynn 7

I am helping my father look for a new job.

My father can't retire right now but he needs a job with benefits. I have been helping him look for a job since he is scared of computers. He has construction experience but he really cant go back into that at his age. Any advice or encouragement will be greatly appreciated. I am very nervous for him because some companies wont even consider him because hes 62. I know thats illegal but obviously they will choose someone they assume is right for the job.

2007-10-24 14:51:48 · 19 answers · asked by EchosOfAngels 3

I had an MRI today. I am so claustraphobic if more than 3 people get into an elevator with me I get off. I never used an elevator until after my accident. If a sweater got stuck on my head I have been known to shred it in my panic.

Today I had an MRI. He had to put me in, take me out, four times, because each time I panicked, I kept talking to myself saying "I can do this, I will do this" AND I managed to calm my panic, control my feelings of being in a coffin, get a grip, not go insane -

And you are in there for an hour. For the first half an hour he kept stopping and asking if I was still ok.

Goldwing the noise WAS just like walking down the street in China. :-) After awhile I could hear the stupid machine saying "words" - chanting them - it was funny. "peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter" then "buddha buddha buddha" "knock that, knock that, knock that" Funny how if you let go of your conscious mind and just drift what you can "hear" :-) I dozed off too

2007-10-24 14:21:14 · 25 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

my response to a question was,"hey,is that you,Vernon?"
geez,a simple NO would've sufficed.
I am literally laughing so hard tears are running down my face.
does anyone know why this got violated?

2007-10-24 13:54:48 · 18 answers · asked by min 4

mine was working at mc donalds. I was 17.

2007-10-24 13:13:32 · 38 answers · asked by carriec 7

who is this guy? I heard he got busted for a DUI and had hit a 80 year old man.

2007-10-24 13:10:19 · 6 answers · asked by carriec 7

ladies were having a wee chin wag Scottish for talk, and one said to the other do you ever look at your husbands face, when you are making love. Only once her friend said and I saw rage. Why would he be angry during love making her friend asked? Because he was looking through the car window at me and my lover.

2007-10-24 13:03:35 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5

Dan Doherty, (of the Mamas and Papas), Don Ho,
Yvonne DeCarlo, Ron Cary (from Barney Miller), Leonard Sheldon, Barbara McNair, Frankie Laine, Anna Nicole Smith, John Inwood (Are you being served), Janet Blair, Kitty Carlisle, Boris Yeltsin, Tom Poston (Bob Newhart show), Jerry Falwell, Yolanda King, Tammy Faye Messner, Merv Griffith, Betty Hutton, Jane Wyman, Max Roach, Bill Walsh (49ers coach), Art Bucwald (sp?), and of course recently Deborah Kerr and Teresa Brewer.

2007-10-24 12:38:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Next time you wake into your own quiet freedom of awareness, remember what you first pondered at length -- before you opened your eyes -- then answer what it was.

2007-10-24 12:26:44 · 6 answers · asked by Dinah 7

well,the site is up and running,for those seniors who want in,just go there.
yahoogroups Senior_YA_rejects_and_outlaws.
I'm being easy about folks coming in,but trolls will be tossed immediately, with a flourish!(or is that a FLUSH)
anyway,there's even a link to us here on the main page,where you can see the latest Q&As on YA seniors.neato,huh?

2007-10-24 12:15:44 · 12 answers · asked by min 4

and now everyone is watching TV on cell phones? What's next, watching TV on fake thumbnails?

2007-10-24 12:05:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-24 11:58:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

all the ppl who are older what is one thing that u regret not doing wen u were younger..??? thnx 4 the answers no dum answers plz:)

2007-10-24 11:58:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Using a wine cork, just put it long ways between your teeth and gently bite for 5 minutes. After you remove it your head and neck muscles will be relaxed. Kind of cool, huh?

2007-10-24 11:50:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-24 11:48:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Any great tips?

I found this on WebMD if you are interested.
http://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/features/covering-up-cold-and-flu-symptoms-beauty-tips?ecd=wnl_day_102407

2007-10-24 11:24:41 · 13 answers · asked by kayboff 7

about their boss. The first lady said I saw condoms in his drawer, the second lady says
and so did I and I put a pin hole through them all. The third lady fainted.

2007-10-24 10:49:36 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5

Also, how old are you now and how old will you be then?

2007-10-24 09:02:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Bed sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the s*** out of a ghost."

Happy Halloween

2007-10-24 08:22:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” –
Winston Churchill

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” –
Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” –
Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” –
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time in reading it.” –
Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” –
Abraham Lincoln

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” –
Groucho Marx

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” –
Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” –
Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend… if you have one.” –

2007-10-24 07:28:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

which would you pick and why?

2007-10-24 07:25:30 · 25 answers · asked by Lady G 6

TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING
THROUGH THE DESERT.
DURING SOME POINT OF THE
JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
IN THE FACE.



THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED
WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
SAYING ANYTHING,
WROTE IN THE SAND:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
WHERE THEY DECIDED
TO TAKE A BATH

THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE
MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING,
BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.

AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
THE NEAR DROWNING,
HE W ROTE ON A STONE:

'TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SAVED MY LIFE '.

2007-10-24 07:19:24 · 10 answers · asked by kayboff 7

Do you think that as well, one guy I e-mail is well into his sixties nearly as old as me,and I thought he was 17. And I called him son ha ha ha. I even think all seniors are teenagers,
gosh I must be getting old where do we go when we are too old for this page?

2007-10-24 06:48:18 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5

I don't have a creative bone in my body. Many of you have mentioned that you paint, do arts and crafts, etc. Please share what it is that you do. If any of you has a website showcasing your work, please share that as well. Thank you!

2007-10-24 06:06:32 · 22 answers · asked by Lady G 6

Do you have everything sorted our and split the way you want it....In hopes there is no fighting or arguing over things.....

I've seen it many times, when one passes, people get greedy and they lose all family value .......

2007-10-24 05:43:22 · 19 answers · asked by Melissa R 4

A husband is driving his wife to town when a police car pulls him over.

The officer says:" Did you not realise your wife fell out of the car three miles back?"

The husband replied." Thank goodness for that - I thought I'd gone deaf!"

2007-10-24 04:51:35 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5