Bed sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the s*** out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween
2007-10-24 08:22:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
OMG I was eating an apple and I almost choked on it I was laughing so hard!
2007-10-24 08:40:55 · answer #1 · answered by min 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Got this one in an email this morning complete with pictures and it was so funny.
2007-10-24 13:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very,very funny. Another one into my little book of jokes.
2007-10-24 14:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by Telma G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Happy Halloween to you too..... may you never need to kick the s*** out of a ghost!
2007-10-24 08:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Loved it and many 'Thanks' for a good laugh today.
I'll never walk drunk in a hospital zone again.
2007-10-24 09:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Robert W 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
thanks,i loved it have to copy that one.you are the only person to make me smile today.thank you dear.
2007-10-24 08:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by alcaholicdemon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OH $$$$ i JUST LOST IT!!!!!! IT 'S TO HARD TO TYPE!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That was good. Really Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't breath
2007-10-24 09:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by tim b 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that one. I was eating something and almost choked on my food, I was laughing so hard. Good One!!!!
2007-10-24 10:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-10-24 12:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by notmygame 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks a bunch, just spit my coffee all over my keyboad ---- definitely a belly shaker yuk
2007-10-25 07:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋