A husband is driving his wife to town when a police car pulls him over.
The officer says:" Did you not realise your wife fell out of the car three miles back?"
The husband replied." Thank goodness for that - I thought I'd gone deaf!"
2007-10-24 04:51:35 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
btw. The driver is a senior citizen so he is allowed on this page lol x
2007-10-24 04:52:32 · update #1
stacie, could I just say thanks! I've always suspected I was stupid, now you have confirmed it I won't have to waste money seeing a doctor! I'll pay you in hugs cos kindness is free! x
btw I never gave you a thumbs down
2007-10-24 06:04:08 · update #2
If that had been my wife (the old wrinkly) I would have paid the policeman to keep her And then driven merrily on my way to the pub for a skin full of old English Ale, a packet of crisps and lump of bread and cheese followed by a game of darts followed by skittles then shove ha'penny and rounded it off by getting into a real good knock down drag out fight on the pub forecourt with a gang of Irish tinkers,
2007-10-24 07:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by Knuckles 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Front Passenger Seat
2016-04-10 02:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I admit I am, I am terrible, I cant stand to sit and do nothing while someone else drives. I am like a 2 year old, I fidget, I tell them to "mind the pedestrian Richard". etc.
I am SO guilty of this !! Especially when my friend is driving my car, because I believe I am a better driver, and I am always telling him when to shift etc.
A good wack on the head for me when it comes to back seat driving, everyone is so much happier if I do the driving
2007-10-24 10:18:59 · answer #3 · answered by isotope2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! because I drive; I'm trying to find imaginary peddles and gear stick when I am being driven.
The Driver above in question may have been wearing a flat cap set at a jaunty angle; and his over coat collar and scarf right up around his ears.
Could he see over the dash board I wonder?.
If he was a Senior Citizen Driver, how come his Wife didn't walk and catch him up?.
I'm 59 years and looking forward to driving everywhere at walking speed and jambing on my brakes for speed detection cameras.
2007-10-24 05:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by rogerglyn 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'm a bachelor so I am always at the wheel. Bothers me occasionally. Always being the designated driver I can never have a wee pint.
The "wee pint" is a friendly gesture to our Scotch Irish and English readers.
2007-10-24 11:31:13 · answer #5 · answered by Ray T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - too, too funny!
Answer: Nope, I'm the front seat, left side real driver - don't like to ride with other's driving...I never say anything [except to my son if he drives too fast] but I put on brakes with my legs and feet and grab the sides of the doors when I'm forced to be a passenger!...
2007-10-24 07:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well I am usually the driver and other folks are driving for me. I wouldnt mind leaving a few 3 miles back sometimes.
2007-10-24 06:11:04 · answer #7 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
No, I would never be a back seat driver because I;ve had it don't to me. It is so annoying. Love the joke. I'm going to tell that one to my husband. Since we are both senior citizens
Thanks, you made my day
2007-10-24 05:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by Memere RN/BA 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Very Aussie that! No. I was happy with my hubbies driving, although he sometimes used his knees to steer instead of his hands! On long trips usually. I just learnt to keep quiet. Best way.
2007-10-25 20:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A funny one indeed!!! Thanks for sharing. I'm not a backseat driver but when sitting up front, I have an imaginary brake on my side of the car & I step on it before the driver does. ~lol~
Stacie....Your comment to Sylvia was rude & uncalled for. I think you owe her an apology.
2007-10-24 09:28:02 · answer #10 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋