A man lies sprawled across three of the theatre's best stalls seats.
The usherette tells him "Sorry sir, but you are only allowed one seat"
The man just groans.
Usherette says, "Sir if you don't get up I will have to call the manager"
The man groans again, so she fetches the manager.
Who politely asks, "Excuse me sir, what is your name?"
"Sam" the man grunts.
"Where are you from Sam?" asks the manager.
Sam groans. "The balcony!"
2007-10-26 01:56:56 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
remind me not to sit under the balcony edge.
2007-10-27 14:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by oldtimer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aw, poor Sam!
But it makes you wonder just WHAT he was DOING up there that got him into that position? Did he get fresh with his date, and receive such a backhand that he went flying over the rail? Did he get fresh with SOME OTHER GUY'S girl and get THROWN over?
Inquiring minds want to know?!
2007-10-26 11:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! I never sat in a balcony at a theater. I perfer the middle of the middle section. I think I will send your joke out to the office with my morning message, today. Thanks!
2007-10-26 11:17:50 · answer #3 · answered by Granny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad for 6:30 am
2007-10-26 09:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by Grand pa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A real goodie xx
2007-10-26 13:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by Croeso 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aarrgghhh, the pain.
I miss the drive inns.......those were good times:~)
Thanks for the laugh
2007-10-27 12:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Dear, poor guy. I love it.
2007-10-26 12:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on me ar$e
2007-10-26 18:44:33 · answer #8 · answered by finger lickin` good 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA ! HA! HO! HO HE! HE! I should have seen that coming
2007-10-27 09:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by Scouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋